Marmite Surprise

When a girl has black poop in between her vaginal lips (labia) but the outside is clean. It's a "Marmite Surprise" when you spread her lips.

John: How did your date with Sarah go? Did you score a home run?
Dave: Yeah dude, it was great. Even got a Marmite Surprise! I didn't even know she was into that sort of thing...
John: Aw man! You always have the best dates!

by woofles August 4, 2015

Mummy Surprise

After one deficates, one wraps their finger(s) with toilet paper and inserts into the deficaters anus; thoroughly cleaning the sphincter.

After pooping this morning, Charley avoided another Brown Ballerina by having Eric give him a Mummy Surprise.

by JediWords October 12, 2016

nevada surprise

When a female diver gives a blowjob to the male in the passenger seat. While the male steers the car.

Person 1: Did Chad get into a car accident?
Person 2: Yeah, he and his girlfriend messed up a Nevada surprise.
Person 1: Well at least he went a bang.

by PineapplePenguin May 3, 2019

Pennywise surprise

When you are banging a chick you pull out nut on a cherry pie , then hand her a balloon to distract her , you say " hello Georgie " to get her attention and smash the pie in her face to resemble being bloody . You say you'll float too and take off.

Did you hear about Joe he gave that stripper a pennywise surprise last night

by Turtle9376 September 22, 2017

surprise creampie

When you cum inside a chick without giving her prior warning.

She let me fuck her without a rubber, but didn't realize I would give her a surprise creampie.

by PulpFictionFan94 May 13, 2017

sunlight surprise

Common Bangkok term meaning the surprise and shock of realizing the super hot woman you were dancing with at a club last night is actually a ladyboy when you wake up next to him in bed with the morning sunlight

After meeting a sexy woman at the Q bar the night before, Marcus awoke to a sunlight surprise and rushed to the bathroom to wash out his mouth.

by El Diablo4eva November 12, 2017

shoulder surprise

This is a sex act, where the recipient will arch their back and put their shoulder blades together, while the male giver will use the friction between the shoulder blades to finish.

Gave my girl a shoulder surprise last night.

by Dorios February 1, 2018