mermaid pussy

A beautiful, sparkly vagina

"Dude taylor has a mermaid pussy"

by mikeismynamedood May 20, 2014

Mermaid Poo

slang term for a standard, green garden hose.

"make sure you water the grass, I just a bought a new mermaid poo."

by Drewcipher January 31, 2009

the little mermaid

disney movie thats the awesomest ever go jimeny cricket!!...ariel can be known as "the whore of the sea"

damn! tonight imma go watch the aweseomest movie ever!@! the little mermaid

by wheaton <3 August 19, 2006

little mermaid

Its when a girl gives you oral sex when your driving a boat

Dan: Hey guys I got a little mermaid yesterday on the boat
AAron: thats tight

by Dan aka M.O.B January 24, 2007

Mermaid Lesbian

Similar to bambi lesbian, a lesbian that is e.g. aesthetically and/or romantically attracted to women but not sexually, hence their lower part being replaced with a cute fishtail.

A: This cheap bed would be way too fragile for us. Let's look for another one that we can actually use.
B: Like I would ever use it like that with you mermaid lesbian anyway...
A: What? I meant when we feel like having a pillow fight again, you perv!

by ColdKate August 28, 2021

pickled mermaid

A lifelike miniature model of a mermaid floating in a sealed jar, meant as an amusing toy or circus attraction, to create the illusion that a real mermaid has been captured. It is primarily an anachronism dating from early European colonialism and its sea-spanning knick-knack industries, and has since acquired vaguely occult connotations.

Sometimes the phrase is borrowed by clever marketers, such as for items in restaurant menus.

Robert loved the museum: the frail mummies and immense sarcophagi; the stuffed platypus and pickled mermaid; the wall bristling with elephant tusks and moose antlers and unicorn horns. -- "Stories of Your Life and Others" by Ted Chiang

by Majel J.E. October 9, 2007

mermaid goat

A mermaid goat is what fun, witty people call the sign for Capricorn.

Person 1: Hey whats your zodiac sign?
Person 2: I'm the mermaid goat!
Person 1: haha I love the Capricorn is a mermaid goat.

by randompersonlol29 March 2, 2017