by messy bun October 13, 2017
yo, pete was so f'ed up jay made a salad in his hair, put pickles in his shoes, and gave him a mustard dorkin.
by jjigga August 22, 2009
Dreet Mustard is Mustard that has been "repurposed" as lubricant to use during sex.
It is also commonly fed to homeless people after it is no longer usable in bed
It is also commonly fed to homeless people after it is no longer usable in bed
by Chodemaster69420 February 17, 2023
When someone uses shit as lubrication before anal sex, common in prisons when someone is clenching to avoid anal rape.
John was clenching his ass so I had to mustard dip my way in
Mustard dipping is the only way to have a truly smooth ride
Mustard dipping is the only way to have a truly smooth ride
by Big L.O December 25, 2016
That glistening moisture that develops on a women's outer vaginal lips when she gets sexually aroused.
Paul: Wow, that's an impressive amount of Beaver Mustard you got going on there.
Tracy: I know, I just churned it up myself.
Tracy: I know, I just churned it up myself.
by AZ Cholo January 28, 2022
In an instant where you crack an egg just the yolk onto someone's butthole and then pop the yolk leaving a yellow flower shaped puddle
Or when someone has their hole pounded into Oblivion and bloody semen leak from their hole that resembles mustard
Or when someone has their hole pounded into Oblivion and bloody semen leak from their hole that resembles mustard
by Steven VanShaft December 14, 2018
Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.
I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.
I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.
I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018