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mustard dorkin

(must-are-d dork-in) the act of placing mustard from the bottle near, in or around the anus.
yo, pete was so f'ed up jay made a salad in his hair, put pickles in his shoes, and gave him a mustard dorkin.
by jjigga August 21, 2009
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Mustard Sock

Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.
I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.

I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.
by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018
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Mustard flower

In an instant where you crack an egg just the yolk onto someone's butthole and then pop the yolk leaving a yellow flower shaped puddle

Or when someone has their hole pounded into Oblivion and bloody semen leak from their hole that resembles mustard
I plunged my meat so far into his hole that I left him a mustard flower
by Steven VanShaft December 13, 2018
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mustard head

The name your nice old grandma calls you before she beats you with a switch.
by messy bun October 13, 2017
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mustard buster

Mustard Busting is the act of jerking off with mustard smeared over ones cock
“My Cock is yellow and tingly, i must be a mustard buster.. actually ima go home and mustard bust right now!!” -Gage Gus
by mattnotgus September 24, 2019
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California Mustard

When a farmer squeezes a lemon above a women vagina and the juice stings the women and causes a burning sensation.
"That chic last night really enjoyed me performing that California Mustard"
by KatelynLovesKurt June 13, 2015
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Beaver Mustard

That glistening moisture that develops on a women's outer vaginal lips when she gets sexually aroused.
Paul: Wow, that's an impressive amount of Beaver Mustard you got going on there.

Tracy: I know, I just churned it up myself.
by AZ Cholo January 27, 2022
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