The Sleeping Lady

Lady of the night, prostitute, whore. Sucks a mean one.

Wow, i’d give the sleeping lady a go.

by gilbert12345 November 27, 2019

The Fat Lady Sings

It ain't over until the fat lady sings.

Sing, Star Jones, sing!

by G-Union May 12, 2004

The Cafeteria Lady

By far the best example of someone who has a massive hatred towards the world, usually really overweight and old and has the voice of a dying cat and a pornstar faking an orgasm.

-Hey bro can I please borrow 5 cents to buy this drink
-Nah man they'll let you get it anyway
-Just look at The Cafeteria Lady

by i'mlikeheywhatsuphello August 30, 2016

The Lunch Lady

a sexual position that works like this, you lay on the bed and your partner leaves to the kitchen, makes you a samich, comes back and feeds it to you.

Hey baby lets do The Lunch Lady tonight ;)

by 3nt October 14, 2017

The Green Lady

Marijuana

I've been known to dance with the Green Lady

by .bONGzILLA. May 25, 2010

The old lady next door

That one old lady next door that loves to talk and bake cookies. She i really sweet and will always offer you cake if you come by her house.

Person 1: Dude, the old lady next door is super nice.
Person 2: yeah, i totally wanna plow her wrinkly ass all the way to the moon.

by gayasswhale January 31, 2020

firing the bearded lady

Giving a hand job (or masturbating, if you prefer), to completion

I just finished firing the bearded lady. That feels much better.

by bteambeyotches June 1, 2015