Dirty Dentist

The act of rubbing one's finger in your ass crack and then scraping it across the teeth of another.

"Boy that guy really kicked your ass. But, it was worth you giving him a dirty dentist. That butt speluncker deserved it."

by Milf slayer4 June 4, 2023

Tijuana dentist

Surprising this is not available on the Web: I've burrowed around and cannot find it. It is probably Hollywood slang from the 1940s, when it was common to travel across the US / Mexican border to get excellent dental work for a quarter of what you'd pay in California - remembering that anybody with aspirations to go before a movie camera must have a better-than-perfect smile.

"Tijuana Dentist" is a euphemism for crossing the border to get a quick abortion, if you happen to be an aspiring starlet who gets knocked up. In that era there was no easy path to a legal pulling of the rabbit. So if you were expecting and did not expect to expect you would tell everyone you were going to Tijuana to get your teeth fixed.

If you say "She's taken a week off to go see a Tijuana Dentist" it means the young lady in question has made a quick trip South of the Border to get a fetus yanked.

by SpeedyBB April 3, 2022

Dentist

Code word for a booty call with Stephanie.

‘I was at the dentist.’ -Andrew

by yesh117 January 2, 2019

Dentist

that bitch that tells you to open your mouth and the proceeds to talk to u

Dentist: okay open your mouth
kid:*opens mouth*
Dentist:WIDER KID
kid:*opens mouth wider*
Dentist: ...
kid: ...
Dentist: SO hows your day going?
kid: o reli bah ih dihint waht toh goh tooh tha detish

by anonymous May 27, 2022

the dentist

when your banging a girl you put your hand in her mouth and hold onto the teeth in her top jaw. yanking the bitch forward by her teeth every time you thrust for that added pleasure.

Guy 1 : I totally gave this girl the dentist the other night.
Guy 2 : Did you pull her forward on each thrust

Guy 1 : Of course it adds to the pleasure

by PUDDLEOFWAZZ November 24, 2011

9th dentist

the 1/10 dentists that always seems to disagree with the others.
usually it's about the toothpaste they recommend, but the subject can differ

2nd dentist: hey what shall we eat tonight?

4th dentist: I dunno, yall want pizza?

9th dentist: I'm more in the mood for taco's

*all other dentist sigh in unison

5th dentist: why are you alway like this Jeffery?

by IRealyHateWindowsNews September 13, 2022

Dentist

A place where you are constantly frightened to go because you fear when you leave you will have no teeth left and your lips will be sucked into you mouth

James: dude I gotta go to the dentist
Mike : bye.

by Constantly fucked May 20, 2020