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The Fort Erie Curse

The curse in which everyone who leaves Fort Erie ends up finding their way back somehow.
I moved to Toronto for work but 5 years later I'm back here thanks to The Fort Erie Curse
by Fort Erie May 6, 2016
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Curse of the shaven vag

When you feel like you're going to get some loving so you shave your vagina only to be denied.
"I waxed it and everything then Billy had the runs"

"Curse of the shaven vag happens everytime!"
by vagtastic1234 September 19, 2011
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The Pharaoh's Curse

If you forget to return the slab in time, prepare for The Pharaoh's Curse.
The first signs of the curse is extra sand in your shoe for no reason. This lasts for about a week before the next sign. This is your last chance to return the slab before your demise. After this week your house starts being covered in sand. Things hanging from the ceiling in your house will fall down and sand will be covering the floor. The next sign is the one most associated with the curse, spitting out sand. Victims of the curse will start to spit out more and more sand as the days go by. This will all continue until the victim suffocates and dies.
Jamal: wus goo-fffff*spits out heavy amounts of sand*

Tyrone: You straight dawg?

Jamal: Nah, I got The Pharaoh's Curse
by GhettoTraveler August 10, 2023
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curse of the black jelly bean

Either bringing bad luck upon yourself or others by mentioning how well things are going.

Brought to public attention during the 1980s in Australia by motor racing legend Dick Johnson who asked commentators not to place the curse on him by mentioning how well he was going in a race.
Commentator: Dick, everything is going well for you in the race today.
Dick: Don't you place the curse of the black jelly bean upon me!
by southcoastreg February 15, 2012
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the most generic of anime, voiced by Joe Zieja
My friend: What's your favorite anime?

Me: Code Exedelius Fortana Type Zero Curse of the Zero Daybreak Nexus Cycle Zero

My Friend: 0^0
by Pretend This is Somethin Funny November 29, 2020
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curse of the mexican

When you've been outlawed from sex by the opposite gender you start to think everyone is hot
Bob: that girls is fine!
Steve: dude! look at her she's a troll
Bob: really
Steve: yes, how longs it been Bob
Bob: too long
Steve: you have the curse of the mexican bob
Bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by stealth reaper March 9, 2012
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curse of the Chinaman

When you eat a lot of Chinese food and your farts/poop smell like Chinese foods.
"Man Mike, your farts smell like Kung pow chicken, you must have yhe curse of the Chinaman." As Mike sat on the toilet the morning after eating Chinese food he cursed the chinaman.
by Mr Sully September 10, 2023
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