rodney chopper

A Sunday League footballer who likes to foul alot!

"They are a right bunch of Rodney Choppers."

by Alistair Challans September 13, 2008

Chopper with the beam

A. An AK-47 or really any gun with a laser sight.

Lil Uzi (Alfa Romeo AW300)- Got the chopper with the beam, yea!

by lil uzi lyrics October 26, 2016

Lettuce Chopper

When you catch a girl masterbating

I walked by the office last night after work and caught C.P. chopping lettuce! I guess she's a Lettuce Chopper.

by IronChefofVag March 25, 2009

shin chopper

A person, who for no reason, decides to karate chop another person in the shin, causing major bruising. A shin chopper will rarely say sorry to their victims, and if they do, they will not mean it because they seem to think its funny.

Mel: i can't believe you just shin chopped me!
Mitch: lol that was a good chop.
Mel: it frigen hurt u bloody shin chopper!!!
Mitch: sorry lol
Mel: i'll get you back *shakes fist*

by TheGreenMachine May 4, 2009

balls-chopper

A bitch who is so aggressive that you cant criticize her cuz if you do she will hunt you down and chop your balls off. She is not necessarily a butch but she definitely comes off as one.

I want to ask my coworker Julie to keep it quiet at work but I'm too scared cuz she's such a balls-chopper.

by ThotsArePeopleToo March 18, 2016

chopper jockey

Someone who rides a chopper.

"Did you see that chopper jockey splittin lanes?"

by Voneville September 7, 2005

Topper Chopper

This is very similar to a topper, one that will try to top anything you say or do with something they have done better. However, a Topper Chopper is someone that will chop a person down if they can't top them. Once they feel they are being out-topped, they will turn to trying to degrade you, rip you and insult you in any way possible, showing they are better than you.

Want to have some fun? Get a Topper and a Topper Chopper together. Or, if you dare...try to get two Topper Choppers together, but beware; they may come to blows.

Out for beers after a round of golf.

Normal Dude: "Hey everyone, I just shot an 81, my personal best on this course. Beers are on me."

Topper Chopper: I shot a 79 here two weeks ago.

Normal Dude: Awesome, but did you have a hole in one on the eleventh hole?

Topper Chopper: uhh...ummm. No, but my girl-friend is hotter than yours, and you will always be ugly.

by DaTruth33 February 27, 2014