Said when a guy who hasn't gotten any in a while strikes out with another girl. Refers to the opening of a jar of peanut butter for the purpose of slathering said peanut butter on one's penis to provide a dog incentive to lick it.
Sexually frustrated man: "I just struck out again! Such a long dry spell..."
Friend: "Might be time to open the peanut butter"
Friend: "Might be time to open the peanut butter"
by Wolf13 October 24, 2014
Get the Open the peanut butter mug.1) In relation to a Cleveland steamer, a phrase used to encourage the pooper to produce more focal matter.
2) An encouragement to someone about to eat ass.
2) An encouragement to someone about to eat ass.
1a) "Don't choke on the peanut butter babe, I want that shit in all my pores."
2a) "Sorry hun I forgot to wipe, don't choke on the peanut butter."
2a) "Sorry hun I forgot to wipe, don't choke on the peanut butter."
by chuckman13 March 11, 2019
Get the Don't choke on the peanut butter. mug.Known as the classic peanut butter on the doorbell trick. When you slather peanut butter on a doorbell to prevent ding dong ditching.
"Oh man I tried to ding dong ditch Mr. Eichenser and he got me with the classic peanut butter on the doorbell trick!"
by Klownrad December 4, 2020
Get the Peanut butter on the doorbell trick mug.A classic Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich made using any kind of long bread, typically a whole baguette. These can either be cut up and shared it they can be eaten whole as a simple guilty pleasure.
by Hurm_m April 20, 2023
Get the Peanut Butter Jelly The Long Way mug.After a particularly greasy, oily, and runny dump, you realize you are out of toilet paper. Having no choice, you pull up your pants and head off to work with turds and the like all intertwined with your butt hair thus giving the appearance of peanut butter in the carpet.
My girlfriend puked last night in the middle of my bj. Turned out she found some peanut butter in the carpet.
by Rut#l3$$ June 28, 2008
Get the peanut butter in the carpet mug.When Someone Cums in a partly used bottle of Ranch Dressing and puts it back in the fridge for others to use.
I caught My roommate Ryan using the Ranch I bought without asking me first. That's why I Butter Milked the ranch last night. One ever caught me Butter Miking the Ranch!
by Beekeeper Jeff April 19, 2019
Get the Butter Miking the Ranch mug.Having done a good job at something, or having a productive day. (Ex. Man you really put the peanut butter on the bricks today)
by Nutterbutter456 October 4, 2023
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