Holy shit, it's Bruce Willis! Several of my organs collapsed and I've been diagnosed with several terminal diseases. I wish that I had seen Chuck Norris instead.
by Will Leonard November 30, 2006
He Is Martial Arts Personified-----Period. A Word Of Advice --Don't Offend Him - His Family - Or The Shaolin Temple---- Ever.
He has inspired me and many others both on and off camera---- and even though you don't know him personally it's as if you known him your entire life because of his demeanor and aura.
I hope some day I will be able to Spar and absorb the the philosophies of the only person I would ever call Master.
A True Master And One Individual You Seriously Don't Want To Piss Off Both In Life And From Beyond The Grave.
He has inspired me and many others both on and off camera---- and even though you don't know him personally it's as if you known him your entire life because of his demeanor and aura.
I hope some day I will be able to Spar and absorb the the philosophies of the only person I would ever call Master.
A True Master And One Individual You Seriously Don't Want To Piss Off Both In Life And From Beyond The Grave.
by Slade Technics January 08, 2007
While your partner is holding your penis you punch them in the face giving them an adrenaline rush causing them to squeeze your willy with super human strength resulting in extreme genital mutilation
by Shitcakedasshairs July 02, 2016
THE ONE MAN TO STRIKE DOWN THE ALMIGHTY CHUCK NORRIS!! he did. it happened in return of the dragon.
Bruce Lee overpowers a Chuck Norris joke no matter what
Bruce Lee overpowers a Chuck Norris joke no matter what
by FL!CK May 13, 2009
the most ass kicking martial artists and can fuck you up with his nunchucks WATAH! The most badass martial artist,
by pigs July 25, 2003
The term Bruce Forsything refers to a sexual act in which a person fully inserts their head into a woman's vagina and puts their fist into the woman's anus so that they are in the well known Bruce Forsyth position. This is Bruce Forsything.
Person 1: My girlfriend and I are trying to spice things up in the bedroom, we have tried the Karma Sutra and various positions and places to do it and nothing is working!?
Person 2: Bro, try out Bruce Forsything, it's some proper kinky shit dude, your bitch will fucking love it!
Person 1: Thanks man, Ima go try it out now!
Person 2: Bro, try out Bruce Forsything, it's some proper kinky shit dude, your bitch will fucking love it!
Person 1: Thanks man, Ima go try it out now!
by ProfessorCarnage69 January 29, 2014
A man that likes to have another man fuck him in the ass. Just before his anal assailant is about to climax he pulls out and jizzes on the catcher's neck while singing Rocky top and yelling J hoooook.
by Cat fan MTFU February 29, 2020