loose bride

A woman getting married that has slept with a 3 or more men that were in attendance at her wedding.

Non-virgin man1: Did you see Tara at her wedding? I felt pretty awkward seeing her get married to billybobjubilous.
Non-virgin man2,3, and 4: Yeah she's a bit of a loose bride.

by anonymouslywashingmachine August 12, 2015

unicorn bride

Noun: a girl no one would ever think someone would marry

Yep, with that face she’s a definite unicorn bride

by xoxo May 29, 2018

Side Bride

A poor soul who simply found their person too late.

So cheering you on, respectfully from the sidelines, will just have to do.

🫰🏻

Woe, the agony, that is the side bride’s.

by Titse rácina… December 30, 2023

Mail order bride

Abroad that was ordered from another country

I personally thanked she's a mail order bride but I can't really say 100%.

by 459395 March 28, 2023

Blood Diamond Bride

Any engaged, or recently married woman who wears a diamond ring that comes from the De Beers Corporation. These diamonds are probably bought from human rights violating countries that are waging war against peaceful neighbors.

End note: But then again, it's only six degrees of separation to Kevin Bacon!

A lot of people paid with their lives so she can wear that ring, I bet that she doesn't know her status as a blood diamond bride.

by gravy111 December 2, 2010

blackmail bride

A woman who tries to blackmail their love interest and/or their significant other to terminate the relationship, in the hopes of securing their love interest for themselves.

Laura is desperate and trying to blackmail bride herself by recording our conversation and using sensitive information against you.

by LM3isAHuge May 3, 2017

Child Bride

A bride that is a child

The child bride was shipped off to the middle east

by 459395 April 23, 2023