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The Great Leap Forward

The above title is one of the Mao Zedong's chronic brain farts.
No government has killed more people through incompetence and stupitidy than the People's Republic of China, chink commies are in a class of their own. This utopian leap took place from 1958 to 1962 where the intension was rapidly industrialize the country by producing steel with primitive backyard furnaces caused one of the largest famine in human history – no one knows the exact death toll but estimates range from 15 to 55 million who starved to death during its worst years 59 - 61. And of course, according to the official truth the scapegoats were like always "hostile western forces."

Deng Xiaoping combined Mao's ruthlessness without his incompetence, Xi Jinping, a.k.a. Winnie the Pooh kills too, he has focused on the Uyghur minority and of course other regular stuff like the genocide in Tibet.
by O. W. Tongueincheek July 6, 2024
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Great Leap Backward

The Great Leap Backward was an economic and social campaign within the United States starting in 2025, led by the Republican Party. President Donald Trump launched the campaign to transform the country from at the time the most advanced economy into an industrialized sociely. Millions of people lost their livelihood during the Great Leap. It led to the Second Great Depression, one of the largest economic crises.
The Great Leap Backward stemmed from multiple factors, including the purge of intellectuals, the surge of less-educated radicals, the need to find new ways to generate domestic capital, excessive tariffing resulting in alienation from the world stage, and weak, spineless Democratic Party politicians kowtowing to the right in the name of “finding middle ground”
John: Gee willikers, The Great Leap Backward got me laid off and with ever increasing prices, I can’t afford anything!

Joe: That’s tough, John. Say, why don’t you join us in PEACEFULLY PROTESTING AT THE NATION’S CAPITAL ON JULY 4, 2025 AT NOON to make your concerns known?

John: What a fantastic idea! They can’t send us ALL to Salvadorian labor camps.
by Gerard Finnley May 24, 2025
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The Leaping Egyptian

When you are having sexual intercorse standing up in an upright position and the male partner thrusts the female partner into the air (thus the leaping). Meanwhile, the female partner contorts her arms and hands into various Egyptian hieroglyphic positions (due to the pleasure).
daaayyyyum! we waz fukkin hardxcore an den he thru me inta The Leaping Egyptian an i iz all lyke- "WHUUDAAFUHH!" goood fukkin mane.
by bigpoppapussy July 7, 2010
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Cake leap surprise

When you're pet give the surprise by leaping on your birthday cake.
Damn it my cat gave me a cake leap surprise.
by 459395 February 17, 2022
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leap of faith

Where you trustingly "jump someone's bones" merely on his/her verbal assurance that he/she has taken sufficient precautions against pregnancy or other unwanted "after-effects" of said bouncy-bouncy.
Just because an approaching-middle-age hottie has been "doing it bareback without result" ever since she was a teenager is absolutely zero true guarantee that she will not unexpectedly begin ovulating --- that is definitely one "leap of faith" that you may want to think very carefully before taking! Wearing protection is still the safest/surest non-surgical/medicinal way of proceeding if you don't wanna hear da pitter-patter of little feet (and further burden the already-stretched-too-thin AFDC system)!
by QuacksO December 29, 2017
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Happy Leap Day!

Today is Thursday 29th February 2024 a leap day! It is also the proper birthday of many people born on this day so you can finally wish them a happy birthday or a Happy Leap Day instead!
Bob: It's my birthday today!
Me: Happy Leap Day!
Bob: Thank you so much!
by Mahrufur February 28, 2024
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leap kermit

Me and my friends are going to play Leap Kermit.
by wolfe4321234 April 9, 2010
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