The law of physics which dictates that a slow pedestrian who is about to be overtaken by a fast pedestrian will suddenly and without warning swerve into the path of the fast pedestrian as if they are attracted to each other by real gravity. The slower pedestrian is usually oblivious to their surroundings and is quite dumb. The effect of Pedestrian Gravity increases exponentially with speed, with near or actual accidents occuring at high rates of speed.
I was hustling home along a busy sidewalk to take a dump but I didn't account for Pedestrian Gravity. This oblivious moron swerved right into my path and I bumped into her. We both fell over and I almost crapped my pants.
by McCreators October 11, 2011
Get the Pedestrian Gravitymug. The use of stainless steel sex toys that adds pressure and weight to sexual play without much manual effort. Using these toys can engage clitoral structure, massage the g-spot and ignite nerve-rich anal opening with deep sensation.
by Product Educator March 8, 2021
Get the Gravity Playmug. The phenomenon which seems to be at play when multiple sour and discontent women are gathering together, resulting in a stronger and stronger discontent among them. This 'gravity' draws more and more women to it's growing gravitational center, which in the end becomes strong enough to draw the face muscles downward on the inflicted women - causing what is commonly known as the resting bitch face.
Bitch gravity may also affect women who are neither sour, unhappy or discontent, purely by being close to the gravitational center of a large enough mass of bitches, which explains why lovely and nice women may suffer from a resting bitch face.
No cure for the Bitch Gravity phenomenon has yet been found.
Bitch gravity may also affect women who are neither sour, unhappy or discontent, purely by being close to the gravitational center of a large enough mass of bitches, which explains why lovely and nice women may suffer from a resting bitch face.
No cure for the Bitch Gravity phenomenon has yet been found.
"Dude, the bitch gravity of that group over there is dragging all the girls around them into one sour mass"
by jackhammer2002 October 30, 2015
Get the Bitch Gravitymug. The act of clamping onto someone's defenceless nipples and dropping to the ground in order to rip them from their chest. Often used as a torture method or to increase sexual pleasure.
by KPINGERBILER September 7, 2020
Get the TITTY GRAVITYmug. A road on a hill in Eastern Massachusetts on which objects will roll up its slight but visually noticeable incline.
There have also been several sightings of a ghostly girl here before, but i'm sure that's a load of s**t.
There have also been several sightings of a ghostly girl here before, but i'm sure that's a load of s**t.
As my friends and i watched in amazement, my dad put the car in neutral, opened the door and hopped out as it began to slowly roll up the 'gravity hill' all by itself.
by Bradypats1 January 12, 2008
Get the gravity hillmug. The force felt when two people are attracted to each other by their genitals and all that either one of them can think about when they are around each other is ripping their clothes off and getting down to hard-core fucking.
by Dump truck January 29, 2017
Get the Pubic gravitymug. by KanekIsAGhoul April 17, 2015
Get the Gravity Checkmug.