Texan

Someone from the state of texas, one that is easily offended by anything that isnt from texas or anyone that talks smack about texas (see post regarding texas texan dallas and any other dirt bowl reference). They usually lack the linguistic skills to debate the facts, or form a complete sentence yet feel superior to those not from texas and will continue to ramble on for days on end about how amazing their craphole state is. It's a disgusting form of nationalism at a state level, an epidemic and mental disease that affects most people from texas and should be dealt with immediately.

Texan: The cowboys and texas rule, all you northerners talking smack about texas can foad

NONTexan: so I take it you're texan
Texan: damn right im texan, and proud of it, you people .....

by esslingen June 16, 2017

texan

someone who likes everything with a gallon of tabasco sauce, rides a horse to work (if u call work saying y'all and yee ha and trying on cowboy hats), plays the banjo uneducated and goes to the hoedown every night at the bar. Also where George Bush Sr. & George Bush

Now we know why Bush is so stupid. He's a TEXAN!!!!!!

by never wannabe a texan December 28, 2005

texan

1.someone who doesnt ride a horse, or lives in a dessert, or wears chaps with a hat! and we dont have accents, just cause bush is a retard doesnt mean the rest of us are! why dont u actually get ur stupid lazy north ass down here and see we dont even use the word yall anymore fuckin retards!
2.usually nice and pretty and works hard

-"how come hilary duff doesnt have an accent and shes texan?"
-"dumbass texas never did have accents!"

by Aubrey Floryds May 25, 2006

Texan basement gremlin

A short older man or "Gremlin" hiding in your basement waiting for you to fall or get stuck so he can proceed to give you a Texas chilli bowl

Watch out when your at seth's place I think there might be a Texan basement gremlin in his house

by One single yike September 18, 2020

texan snot rocket

The act of shotting snot form your noes into the girls vagina during sex

"I gave her a texan snot rocket last week."

by Zach w September 24, 2006

texans

Wow some tool was bored enough to find my def and offended enough to respond to it (see above, or mabey below by now tool's def), congrats :)

we are not all texans in texas, but we are all americans(quasi-intulectual bullshit)= i prove my own intellect by finding obscure defs and flaming them

by smiling_weasle November 2, 2006

Texan Strawjob

the act of taking a diarrhea dump on a mans boner then sucking it up with a straw.

guy 1: dude my girlfriend gave me a texan strawjob last night!

guy2: what the fuck did she eat??

by strawjobber 1 January 17, 2011