texting chemistry 

When two douche bags claim to have good conversations through text but are awkward as fuck in person ALL THE TIME.

I mean, he's not even that good looking... but we have good texting chemistry. But its weird in person

texting chemistry by dfwu March 2, 2015

Tenjing 

Tenjing is an Asian soccer player who dates the most annoying chick in your school, but is an awesome person to hang out with. He's going grey at 17 but that's just because he's Asian. Tenjing is very in shape and is good at everything he does, he has a nice ass and works at the Italian restaurant down the street. He eats like garbage but is still in shape probably because he works out instead of sitting down doing nothing. He plays tennis but recently hasn't won any games. Heavy drug user, however his girlfriend can't stand it.

Thank fuck i'm not Asian I don't to be like Tenjing

Tenjing by fagito May 19, 2019

stalk-texting 

What people do when they first start texting you. Gets annoying to BOTH of the people.

Joe: Hey it's Joe
Bob: Oh hey
Joe: So do you um, like videogames?
Bob: yeah.
Joe: Football?
Joe: Baseball?
Five minutes later...
Joe: Play any sports?
Next day....
Bob: Stop stalk-texting me.
Joe: ikr?

stalk-texting by xevilivex October 21, 2011

treebeard texting 

Texting single words with long pauses in between each word, effectively mimicking the tardiloquent speaking style of an ent from The Lord of the Rings.

Treebeard texting:

Me: "Want to come over at three?"
Treebeard: "..."
Treebeard: "I..."
Treebeard: "AM..."
Treebeard: "NO..."
Treebeard: "T R E E"
Me: "K nvm"

treebeard texting by whatisbestinlife March 10, 2014

æ-tensing 

A sound change that Americans invented to make British infiltrators easier to detect.

He pronounced "hand" as hænd rather than hɛənd, with no æ-tensing , so we knew to be suspicious of him.

æ-tensing by ___alphabet___ July 14, 2023

Cock Block Texting 

when you know your friend is with someone they could be fucking but you keep texting them so they dont get the chance.

Guy1: did you fuck judy?!
Guy2: NO, her friends kept cock block texting us..

Cock Block Texting by WOOOOOODAMN May 7, 2011

teating 

Sucking on a woman's teats.

1. I'd love to be teating on those.
2. During Halloween: I'm going trick or teating at Amy's.

teating by figman October 31, 2013