by slayslayslay1915 March 14, 2023

The act of wraping a plastic bag over a debit card. The condom swipe is necessary after two to five tries of swiping a debit card through a machine that repeatedly declines the transaction.
(7-11 cashier 1)- four thirty five sir.
(customer)- on debit.
(7-11 cashier 1)- debit? *swipe... swipe... swipe...brushes card on uniform...swipe...
(7-11 cashier 2)- give it the condom swipe.
(customer)- on debit.
(7-11 cashier 1)- debit? *swipe... swipe... swipe...brushes card on uniform...swipe...
(7-11 cashier 2)- give it the condom swipe.
by Dusty Ballz October 19, 2010

by PartyPat March 4, 2015

when you're sleeping naked next to the married woman you just had drunken sex with the night before or a few hours prior and decide when you wake up to lift her leg up while shes on her side to begin round 2.
Hey Harry, I sooo side swiped Shelly this morning after our long night of rough sex and drinking at the Irish Pub!!!
Hey Harry, I sooo side swiped Shelly this morning after our long night of rough sex and drinking at the Irish Pub!!!
by Logics ally January 12, 2011

The act of swiping the penis on the bed sheets between anal sex and oral sex. Done as a courtesy to the recipient.
That bitch was so dirty, I didn't even give her a courtesy swipe before I stuffed my dick in her mouth
by So wrong December 15, 2008

When one who has not been invited attempts to gain the address of a party or get together under the pretense that he has lost the details or otherwise been invited.
"Um... I... lost the e-mail... about the party thing... could you just tell me the address and what time its on... and what day..."
"Jo, are you trying to ad-swipe?"
"Jo, are you trying to ad-swipe?"
by Fukwit Fred January 17, 2006

by Power Swiping January 27, 2017
