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Pittsburgh Surprise

An unexpected punch in the neck during a fight.
I thought Mike was going to lose that fight, but then he hit him with a Pittsburgh Surprise.
by Naga 5 Stacks January 12, 2012
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nevada surprise

When a female diver gives a blowjob to the male in the passenger seat. While the male steers the car.
Person 1: Did Chad get into a car accident?
Person 2: Yeah, he and his girlfriend messed up a Nevada surprise.
Person 1: Well at least he went a bang.
by PineapplePenguin May 3, 2019
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Quints By Surprise

An American TV show on TLC, documenting the lives of the Jones family. Ethan and Casey Jones have six children:

Eliot McKenna (Girl) - 6/7 (i think)
And QUINTUPLETS! - age 3
Brooklyn Faith (Girl)
Britton Grace (Girl)
Jack William (Boy)
Lila Addison (Girl)
Ryan Elizabeth (Girl)

Check out the show by searching 'Quints By Surprise' on Youtube!

P.S. Lila Addison and Ryan Elizabeth are my favourite. ADORABLE!
'Hey, have you seen the show Quints By Surprise?'
'Yeah, those kids are so cute! Especially Lila and Ryan'
by Live.Laugh.Lie June 28, 2012
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lumpy surprise

when you gave in to the urge to squeeze out what you thought was a silent fart, instead you shit your drawers.
this morning in class, i was totally humiliated when i gave birth to a lumpy surprise.
by banjobill January 10, 2009
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shoulder surprise

This is a sex act, where the recipient will arch their back and put their shoulder blades together, while the male giver will use the friction between the shoulder blades to finish.
Gave my girl a shoulder surprise last night.
by Dorios February 1, 2018
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Mummy Surprise

After one deficates, one wraps their finger(s) with toilet paper and inserts into the deficaters anus; thoroughly cleaning the sphincter.
After pooping this morning, Charley avoided another Brown Ballerina by having Eric give him a Mummy Surprise.
by JediWords October 12, 2016
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Surprise poo

Common mostly with females, a surprise poo occurs when you go to the toilet to have a piss but end up following through- fortunately on the toilet- as you were unaware of your bowel evacuating needs.

Uncommon with males as they pee standing up.
girl 1: I've been waiting 10 minutes for you, where've you been??
girl 2: I had a surprise poo, sorry
girl 1: Oh, okay

Eavesdropping dude: wtf
by bricksatmyface December 17, 2012
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