I fucked that bitch so hard, I gave her a pussy stroke
Girl, I'm so stressed out...I gave myself a pussy stroke
Girl, I'm so stressed out...I gave myself a pussy stroke
by Misterhiggy September 20, 2013
Get the pussy strokemug. A guy who goes from dealership to dealership asking for your" best price". Will drive to the end of the fucking planet to save 50 bucks. Thinks he is smarter than everyone else. Time is worth nothing to this fag.
by J Wheels January 24, 2008
Get the car strokemug. Noun. A common occurrence among aging rock stars who have consumed copious amounts of cocaine, eventually contributing to a stroke.
See also: Ozzy Osbourne, Steven Adler, Eddie Money, Bobby Brown
See also: Ozzy Osbourne, Steven Adler, Eddie Money, Bobby Brown
Look at Eddie Money's bottom lip! He must've had a coke stroke.
Ozzy doesn't speak as coherently since the coke stroke.
Ozzy doesn't speak as coherently since the coke stroke.
by fieldzmusic March 11, 2014
Get the coke strokemug. Mary: So how did your date with Tom go?
Cindy: Terrible! All guys named Tom are crazy!
Mary: Oh Cindy, there you go broad stroking again.
Cindy: Terrible! All guys named Tom are crazy!
Mary: Oh Cindy, there you go broad stroking again.
by PH Hammer March 31, 2011
Get the Broad Strokingmug. Hold on. I’m not ready to put it in. Let me stroke up a bit.
I know women love dick pics so I always stroke up before I send one.
I know women love dick pics so I always stroke up before I send one.
by Earth Wind and Taint November 14, 2020
Get the Stroke upmug. An "Impact Stroke" occurs when a well endowed male (AKA Big Daddy Long Stroke) inserts his penis into the receiving hole (preferably the booty hole of one of his homies, which is also well-lubricated, and possesses the ability to stretch multiple times it's natural cirCUMference) in such a fashion that there is practically no time between the intial entry, and the Balls Deep Burial™️.
Homie 1: "Fuck, you blew the god DAMN outta my mf booty last night!"
Homie 2: "Oh word? After the precum? After the semen? After the IMPACT STROKES, after the skeetin'???"
Homie 1: Yes sir! My booty was lubed tf up, and it ate yo motha fuckin fat cock up so god damn fast, you laid the mf impact stroke on my ass."
Homie 2: "Oh word? After the precum? After the semen? After the IMPACT STROKES, after the skeetin'???"
Homie 1: Yes sir! My booty was lubed tf up, and it ate yo motha fuckin fat cock up so god damn fast, you laid the mf impact stroke on my ass."
by Brand Aid February 28, 2021
Get the Impact Strokemug. A person's sudden tendency to purposely and deliberately do something awkward, cringy, or weird (but not harmful) in front of other people (usually strangers or people they don't know well), with the intent of being amused or entertained by their followed reactions.
John: *Gives a thumbs up to a random stranger he knows he had never seen before, then chuckles at their weirded-face reaction*
Jake (John's friend): "Again with your Social Strokes dude! If you don't care about your social image I do jeez! Just stop it!"
John: "Ahahahahahah! Sorry dude I just had to see his reaction I don't know what happened to me XD"
Jake: "It's called a Social Stroke... You always have them... And always when I'M WITH YOU!"
Jake (John's friend): "Again with your Social Strokes dude! If you don't care about your social image I do jeez! Just stop it!"
John: "Ahahahahahah! Sorry dude I just had to see his reaction I don't know what happened to me XD"
Jake: "It's called a Social Stroke... You always have them... And always when I'M WITH YOU!"
by MAJE_4 July 11, 2021
Get the Social Strokemug.