Strategic Shaving

Wearing distressed jeans and shaving only where skin is visible through the holes.

Yeah I went to this pool party after strategic shaving and kept having to explain smooth patches on my otherwise scruffy legs.

by GoMeat! March 8, 2011

stardew valley

The one game to help you chillax after a long day at the office and instead of engaging with your real-life family you can engage with this and have a chill time farming in a videogame.

-do things that wouldn't be fun in real life including but not limiting to

watering plants, stroking chickens and having to socially interact with virtual people

Guy One: Hey what you playing?
Guy Two: Just some stardew valley, why?
Guy One: Why would you play that, ditch that game and go on apex legends
Guy Two: No! Try the game RIGHT NOW.
Guy One: Ugh, fine.

by reubeno March 12, 2021

Lumber-Straddler

1. A man or a woman who straddle's a man's lumber (male genitalia)

2. When a man straddle's(i.e. to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart) his lumber (i.e. male genitalia)

1st Dude: "Hey, you know what I haven't had in a long time?"
2nd Dude: "What's that?"
1st Dude: "A really good lumber-straddler worth my time"

Everyone should have a little a bit Lumber-Straddler in their life =)

by ASHcheeks October 4, 2012

Friendly Straddle

When two (or more) persons, decide to straddle one another, claiming afterwards that there was no romantic intentions involved in the maneuver, and so it was just 'Friendly'.

John: What happened between you and Jill on Saturday?

Jack: Nothing

John: ... She was straddling you on a roundabout, and you call that nothing?

Jack: It was just a Friendly Straddle

by Blank283 March 24, 2010

Emo Exit Strategy

Used to describe a suicide, Usually for humor

Mike took the Emo Exit Strategy after Laura broke up with him

by thedeciver January 11, 2009

The Strake Myth

The Myth that all the guys at Strake Jesuit (an all boys Catholic High School in Houston, TX, known for their sports) are really good looking

Jill: omg Jane guys at Strake are so cute
Jane: wtf Jill, they are so not, my brother went there & they are nothing special
Jill: but they go to Strake, doesn't that make them hot automatically?
Jane: not even..that's The Strake Myth

by hewasadouchebag January 25, 2011

strategy

Something that you do to help you acheive a goal.

My strategy to get better at soccer is to practice.

by ghre dahdfoadhf November 20, 2016