Stoked, stroked and up in smoke

A euphemism for blue balls or the female equivalent. Stoked about getting it, stroked for a little while, and then it all goes up in smoke and nothing happens.

"Man, last night blew. Stoked, stroked and up in smoke."

by Lanikai July 18, 2009

perpetually stoned children

The perpetually stoned children (also known as the psc). Tend to be in small groups of 2-4 and just sit around playing The Sims. They tend to have music that lays in electronic and alternative. Often tend to do weird things that make them look stoned, but aren't. They sit in dimly lit rooms and have monotonous conversation and meander around the neighborhood. They are not too similar with each other except in some particular thought processes and mannerisms.

Person A: Hey look at those weirdos in a circle making all sorts of hand motions and laughing. I bet they are high.
Person B: Oh they aren't high, those are just the perpetually stoned children.

by pueblobaby October 9, 2008

Sorcerer stoned

The act of getting high while watching Harry Potter movies

oh dude, we ran an HP marathon and got sorcerer stoned and soooo frikkin high!

by chitsb August 18, 2011

Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

This phrase comes from a Possum Reviews video on review on the homemade mediocre film, The goblin. In one scene, the goblin kills a homeowner and turns on the stove. It never comes up again. No reason or explanation. The phrase is a follow up to a rhetorical question.

Friend: Why did the teacher give us extra homework? We didn't even do anything bad.
You: I don't know. Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

by CakeLiar November 2, 2020

stoned indian syndrome

the numbness caused from sitting with your legs crossed for a long period of time after a smoking pot.

"When Todd stood up, he fell and busted his ass." 'Damn, he must have had stoned indian syndrome.'

by d.evil August 11, 2009

Stoneductive

When you're pretty damned stoned/baked/high (on marijuana) and are still getting tons of things done.

Person 1: "Dude! I've only been stoned for like 5 minutes, and I already solved world hunger and wrapped up my thesis on astro physics."

Person 2: "Super Rad DUDEBRO, look at you bein' all stoneductive."

Or "His stoneductivity levels are off the chart!!1."

by h1r9a8g2 June 17, 2010

stonedwalk

The act of getting high and taking a walk. This has been a popular activity in Colorado, especially since they legalized it

I used to take many stonedwalks all the time back in high school; for gym class I would walk the hills, but then I made connections and started getting high all the time. The feeling of being stoned made walking an adventure, and I would eat those listerine tabs and it felt like I was in california surfing the waves but thats probably cus of the OG Kush

by Douchebag82 August 7, 2014