Rushing the stands

when you have to shit so bad you rush to the bathroom just in time and open the flood gates

"Dude where'd you go?"
"Sorry i was rushing the stands."
"Oh shit, literally."

by Trax45 April 19, 2017

Stand and Scour

When a man uses his urine to clean any smears or debris from the inside of the toilet bowl.

Roommate: Sorry dude, I left some shit smears in the toilet bowl.
Guy: Don't worry about it, I'll do a stand and scour.

by uschris September 27, 2009

Raging Stand

Another colloquial description of a male erection.

Man, I have such a raging stand right now!

Everytime I see Britney she gives me a raging stand!

by violinists_rocK August 12, 2008

magazine stand

A person who has far too many issues. One who is overloaded with angst. Derived from the fact that a magazine stand (in the non-slang sense) is a place where one can find many issues (also in the non-slang sense) of various periodicals.

"I had dump my girlfriend. She had way too many issues."

"Issues? She was a magazine stand!"

by Evac156 February 24, 2005

Sophia-Stand

The Sophia-Stand is a gymnastics pose using blocks (wooden blocks with squares at the top to be used for skills such as; press to handstand and tuck). To do the pose you put your head in-front of the blocks on the group and grab the blocks with your fingers facing away from you. Now you slowly get up to a headstand.

Oh look! Natalie is doing a Sophia-Stand!

by Samuel_Johnson123 April 7, 2023

standing ovation

when you got 'the clap' so bad u cant sit down.

nigga fucked Lateesha now he gettin a standing ovation. respect!

by KFED April 30, 2006

standing o

A standing ovation.

Jessica recieved a standing o after singing in the talent show.

by Little-Red March 13, 2010