Stalker Check 

Stalker Check is an application developed for social networking sites, specifically facebook and twitter.

This app does not actually tell you who is stalking you over the internet, for as the app originally clearly stated (this has for some reason been removed) that real stalkers (ie people who view your page/photos all the time) are protected under facebook/twitter privacy.

what this app actually does is rank people in your friends on how many of the last 200 interactions on your page (wall posts, photo comments, status comments, etc) involved each person. as a result, this app is much more like a 'top friends' app.

however, it has amassed great popularity, becoming the latest craze to sweep facebook. there is a steadily growing tendency to screenshot the stalker list, upload it as a picture, then tag everyone in it. this annoys a lot of people.

in the early stages of this app there were many problems, which have been mostly patched. however, there is still a slight discrepancy occasionally when viewing a friends stalker list.

Guy 1: Wow, that girl, (insert hot chick here) has been stalking me!

Guy 2: What gives you that impression?

Guy 1: Stalker Check!

Guy 2: If she were really stalking you, she would be protected by facebook privacy!

Stalker Check by AdamskiAnnihilation August 6, 2009

Stalker Check 

An application on the social networking site Facebook. Many users may not realise that it actually doesn't count page views or private messages due to the Facebook Privacy Policy. This application ranks your friends based on how often they interact with your Facebook wall, e.g. wall posts, comments, likes, gifts. Has recently changed name to Fan Check.

"Hey, you perv your my #1 stalker on Stalker Check. WTF?!"

"Yeah thats because I 'like' every message you post!"

Stalker Check by AhoyAhoy! August 6, 2009

Stalker Report 

When you send an text message to a persons mobile phone, your phone lets you know that the other person has recieved the text by stalker report or Delivery report

I know Sammie got my text I got a stalker report back but she/he isnt texting me back!

Stalker Report by dryfoot August 11, 2008

stalker rage 

The way some stalkers react when the girl isn't interested - they may unleash their frustrations through self-injury, screaming, throwing or breaking things, tantrums, violent masturbation, and other anti-social behavior.

"I just saw Mitch hitting himself in the balls, he must have some stalker rage"

Guy 1: She doesn't like you, man. Get over it.
Stalker: GET AWAY FROM ME!

stalker rage by Selo April 4, 2010

Stalker parking 

The act of parking your car away from other cars. The person may not even be trying to look suspicious, but by default they become suspicious, especially in crowded areas with heavy traffic: Mall Parking lot, Restaurants, arriving late to a social event with a large crowd. This type of parking becomes more apparent when there are a lot of parking spaces available but you the person, for whatever reason, parks far away.

John: Have you seen Roy? He said he was going to be here 10 minutes ago.

Brandon: Wait, is that him? He drives that blue Ford pickup, right?

John: Yes, where is he?

Brandon: He's Stalker Parking. He is on the other side of the parking lot. He's the only one there waiting in his truck.

John: He has always been a Stalker Parker.

Stalker parking by Russell228 December 30, 2010

Stalker Kink

A stalker Kink is a kink where you like to be watched by someone for a period of time. It can sometimes involve filming daily life, pictures, secret cameras and/or bugs.

I'd like my partner to watch me through out the day, it's a huge turn on for my Stalker Kink side.

Stalker Kink by ThickerThanUrMom November 10, 2021

Stalker-fake 

A person, typically female, who accuses everyone she meets as being a "stalker". The official definition of "stalker" is completely rewritten by this individual, who blindly rejects the seriousness of such accusations, to the point where she will accuse a person of being a stalker simply because they walked into the same restaurant. The person has a complete disregard for the potentially disastrous effect such slander may cause to others. Quite often, the Stalker-fake suffers from serious paranoia, psychosis, and/or dementia and should seek professional help immediately.

Stalker-fake: "Oh my god! Today this stalker followed me into the mall and then I saw him in his car later on that day."

Anyone willing to listen: "Really? Was his car following you?"

Stalker-fake: "Well, for a bit he was driving a few cars behind me, but then he turned down another road."

Anyone willing to listen: "Have you since him since?"

Stalker-fake: "No, but I bet he's been following me to work."

Stalker-fake by TertiaryColors March 27, 2009