Cat stab fever

Wanting to kill a person's cat as a result of them talking about their cat for too long.

Person 1: "If Eric talks about his cat one more fucking time I will kill it in front of him". Person 2: "wow, you've got a serious case of cat stab fever."

by Trisha's da bomb May 6, 2015

mushroom stab

To fuck someone with the tip of your dick

I mushroom stabed jessica and she was begging for the rest of it!

by Wordman283 February 29, 2016

National Stab a Bitch

If a man/woman tries to touch you on any day between april 24th-27th , stab that hoe 😃

* tries to rape someone*
* gets stab*
National stab a bitch day is for everyone to feel safe. 🙃

by I stomp ppl out.😛 April 20, 2021

the Sex Stab

confessing your feeling to someone or partaking in sexual intercourse by stabbing them in the anus

employing the Sex Stab:
"jerry...there's something i wanted to tell you"
"wha-AAAAGH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"
"but i love you jerry!"
"GET THIS KNIFE OUT OF MY FUCKING ASS"

by gogurtguzzler June 17, 2017

I'm gonna stab some shit

the act of stabbing some shit

Robber: give me the money or i'm gonna stab some shit
Bank Worker: ok

by epicest gamer December 20, 2020

Drag and Stab

When you want to have sex with a girl in the ass but dont have lube so you drag her vaginal juices to her asshole and stab her ass with your penis

What did you do last night?
I drag and stabbed some ho!

by baller35 October 13, 2011

Le Stab

Used to make the speaker appear cultured and french while they attempt to communicate anger and hatred.

ahhh my 2 billion page article proving that gravity doesnt exist was just deleted from my computer...LE STAB

by Gummy_joe April 14, 2004