squirreling

The act of avoiding someone by keeping a large object between you and the person. When they try to come around one side of it, you move the opposite way, making it impossible for them to get to you until they fake you out and catch you. Used both in real life and in video games.

On COPS, the police were trying to catch a naked black man at 2:00 AM, but when they attempted to apprehend him, he went behind a tree, and started squirreling them hardcore. This went on for 5 minutes and tied up three cops, until someone just whacked him in the shins.

In Fallout 4, 8 Mirelurks started coming at me, and all I had was a pipe pistol. There was a car right there, so I began squirreling them and shooting. Ten minutes later, 8 dead Mirelurks.
Also works great on Deathclaws, as their fat tails can't get through many small spaces.

by Ervty August 4, 2017

squirreling

The act of inserting both your testicles and your penis into the anus of your sexual partner.

Baby, I like the clawing motion your hands were doing while you were squirreling me last night.

by GlenKoKo October 7, 2017

squirtleing

Squirtleing is when the girl is squirting and the guy has his mouth over the squirt zone “collecting” it.

Dude, what’s all this talk about squirtleing?

That’s a whole nother level of weird that you don’t need to know about.

by LegendTwenty7n December 26, 2017

Squirreling

Verb: The act of nutting your load into a lady’s mouth and she tucks the nut away in her cheek.

I was squirreling a lady when she laughed and then there was mess on the dressing room floor.

by Ninjatasticflynn July 7, 2018

Squidging

A feeling of being grossed out and shuddering

Thomas couldn't stop squidging at the idea of sounding.

by SubBunny78 October 22, 2018

Squirting season

January 1st to March 1st of every year. The proper season to make your lady squirt like Old Faithful.

When Tom was finger blasting his old lady during squirting season, she hit his face with pussy juice like and exploding fire hydrant.

by Mike&tom December 5, 2018

squirreling

Nutting really deep into someone.

Bro, I was squirreling all up in her last night.

by Sdmegfi & Kdtngyai July 2, 2019