splunker

when a man (or a woman) stand over another woman (or man with big ass titties) and shit in between her/his cleavage.

Joey Nurnberg loves to give Peter Petis Splunkers.

by rayzizal May 8, 2004

Splunk

Vrb. 1)The act of "diveing" into someones vagina 2) The act of jumping into someones or somthings moist hole.

I would go Splunking with her.
I would splunk That.

by catblaster43 August 7, 2012

splunker

A word used to replace another.
Normally given to the person you love.

Derek is such a splunker.

by Sara22 March 8, 2008

splunk

not the act of cave exploring, actually the noise of a big terd hitting the water in the toilet. these terds usually clog it

Damn my terd was so huge it felt like it was leavin me sideways! i knew it was huge when i heard it splunk

by Cory W. November 14, 2005

spelunking

Lifting weights with ones penis.

I am a world champion spelunker, I can lift 287 pounds with my penis, I am amazing at spelunking.

by greenwhite55 September 10, 2011

Ass Spelunker

One who goes beyond the point of brown nosing, will do anything and go to any lengh to please a boss or superior in the hopes of getting a promotion even if it meens selling out completely.

Did that fucker just rat us out? Yeah,that's not all,he got his own niece fired last week,and now he's our new foreman...what an ass spelunker!!!

by mean mark October 9, 2006

splunk

to fall onto a couch or bed in an extreemly lazy manner with little or no energy expended

After that history test friday, I just went home and splunked.

by Stevieled April 21, 2006