spud master

A teacher who is really cool but in all honesty is a complete moron.

You know Mr. Bowler? He's totally a spud master.

by StaleBiscuit April 07, 2016

spud that g

A greeting, or saying goodbye to your friend and/or someone who is cool.

Spud that g tom
Spud out tom

by MP3 July 25, 2019

spud cakes

Male ejaculant

joe: Tom were you making spud cakes last night i tried to call you
tom: i was with my girlfriend and she milked me for all im worth

by Mcfiend March 03, 2014

rusty spud

A shit covered dick.

While using lube from the porta potty I looked down to realize I had a rusty spud.

by CheeseChucker December 02, 2015

spuds puds

a friend called spuds testicles

"hey look spuds playing with his puds"

by Joe Rodgers (cotk) May 08, 2003

Spuds deep

During coitus, to have ones phallus inside the young lady as far as it will go.

"I say Frobisher old chap, I spent a delightful evening with Marjorie last night, and to top it off I was spuds deep by 11pm"

by Cooked Sock April 21, 2010

The Spud Run

To complete a round trip to a food outlet such as a tuckshop/canteen/subway/pizza hut/dominos/donut king/mcdonalds/milk bar/corner store/grocery shop/chinese takeaway outlet or a cheese factory.

I'm going on a spud run to the tuckshop, i'll be back in time to beat up some little kids.

by Smavie April 05, 2004