The phrase refers to the process of letting a massive amount of fart gas out in a carefully metered way- usually by farting silently while walking. In this manner, a disasterously huge amount of fart may be discretely dispensed over a larger geographical area. When faced with the prospect of needing to fart in a socially awkward situation, a person often resorts to initially letting a test fart. If the test fart indicates a vile, deadly amount of gas, the person may opt to walk (for example) from the punch bowl across the dance floor, and over to the bar- all the while silently farting the whole way. People at the punch bowl will begin vomiting, the dance floor will clear and the bar area patrons may begin to pass out. Meanwhile, the farter may actually be dozens of feet away, thus escaping blame. In such a way, the farter is said to be "spreading joy."
Damn, Frank is such an idiot. He farted over by the band and kept walking. He's spreading joy all over the wedding reception. How disgusting!
by Frank Klaune September 1, 2005
Get the spreading joymug. "oh man, look at that hot chick!", said Brad, "yeah, id spread her crow." said Dan, "I love spreading crow!".
by CrowTime December 15, 2011
Get the Spreading Crowmug. (v)
1. to flirt heavily with multiple people in the same social setting, usually with the intention of getting some
2. to get with many bitches
1. to flirt heavily with multiple people in the same social setting, usually with the intention of getting some
2. to get with many bitches
David hates dancing, but went to the club anyway purely to spread sauce.
Kyle always lifts before going out because it increases his sauce-spreading ability.
Sam spreads sauce vicariously by assisting Dave in his romantic endeavors.
Though he never makes an effort to, Fernando still spreads sauce like Kobe fucking Bryant.
Though Daniel often thinks he is spreading sauce, he is actually embarrassing himself.
Kyle always lifts before going out because it increases his sauce-spreading ability.
Sam spreads sauce vicariously by assisting Dave in his romantic endeavors.
Though he never makes an effort to, Fernando still spreads sauce like Kobe fucking Bryant.
Though Daniel often thinks he is spreading sauce, he is actually embarrassing himself.
by Bear123454321 May 20, 2011
Get the spread saucemug. by belogicless September 29, 2020
Get the Spread Butchermug. by Supreme meme tean April 26, 2016
Get the Spreading PeanutButtermug. A sex position where the woman is up on her hands and legs with back facing the floor (similar to "crab walk")with spread legs while a man thrusts on his knees.
by GoobSnatch August 12, 2017
Get the Spread Lobstermug. When you spread your legs apart and then you quickly slam them back together to create a leg sandwich hence spread of bread
by Created by: Dickle#2&3 October 14, 2017
Get the spread of breadmug.