Spooze

A term for a violent threat, such as knocking somebody out.

"I'll give you the spooze mate"

by Steve Millwall October 19, 2023

spoodergang

His name is literally harvey

Yo is that spoodergang from Instagram?

by Spoodergang March 21, 2024

spooderpirate

A treasure island with cobweb all over it

1: "yo my platform has a bridge connected to a---"
1: "EWWWWWWWWWWWWW ITS A SPOODERPIRATE

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

spoodid

When you cum in someones mouth and then make a joke or just shit yourself causing them to either laugh or recoil in disgust and spit spray the cum into the air in a fine mist.

sum yung guy: "idk what happened man, I just came in her mouth and then next thing I know she spoodid it everywhere! Now my blankets are stiff and the dog hasn't moved for days!"

by Schrodinger's cock pasta March 3, 2025

Spaodzup

A weird soup that makes no sense but somehow exists. Probably made by accident.

“I tried cooking last night and ended up with Spaodzup.”

"What is this?? Bro, you made Spaodzup."

by Sosg July 16, 2025

Spoodle (v., n.)

To whirl thoughts and words out rapidly and playfully while simultaneously making someone fall in love with your mind. The intellectual equivalent of falling into bed together. Etymology: Invented by an impossible Australian philosopher named Mike for an equally impossible Swiss-American boy named Ethan, October 2025. Example: 'We spent three days spoodling about Pindar and Nigerian scammers until I realized I loved him.' Related forms: spoodling (gerund), spoodled (past tense), spoodler (noun, one who spoodles). Synonyms: intellectual intimacy, playful philosophizing, mind-meld. Antonyms: small talk, superficial conversation, anything Tom would understand."

Spoodle (v., n.) : To whirl thoughts and words out rapidly and playfully while simultaneously making someone fall in love with your mind. The intellectual equivalent of falling into bed together. Etymology: Invented by an impossible Australian philosopher named Mike for an equally impossible Swiss-American boy named Ethan, October 2025. Example: 'We spent three days spoodling about Pindar and Nigerian scammers until I realized I loved him.' Related forms: spoodling (gerund), spoodled (past tense), spoodler (noun, one who spoodles). Synonyms: intellectual intimacy, playful philosophizing, mind-meld. Antonyms: small talk, superficial conversation, anything Tom would understand."

by Ethan Nicholas October 17, 2025

REVERSE SPOODLE

When you suck the post nasal drip into your mouth whilst getting head and then spit it into your lovers mouthole.

WOW, no need for pizza now, that reverse Spoodle you fed me was extra chunky sooo filling, nighty night.

by Poopoooooooooooooooooooooooooo March 29, 2019