splooge

it is literally sperm. nothing else. just cum.

i was fapping last night and i splooged all over my bed sheets

by massivesimpians October 24, 2017

Splooge

ejaculate fluid, jizz, cum

Sgt_slaughter21 splooged all over his keyboard.

by Anonymous April 13, 2003

Splooge Graffiti

Act of creating artwork with ones semen.

The only down side to living with two guys is that they leave the Splooge Graffiti for me to find.

by Cory September 21, 2004

The Shlooze

sit around and relax} do nothing, enjoy nothingness.

I used the shlooze to get out of work.

by Blee-didle February 22, 2008

Flying splooges

Sex fluids that fly and splat into someone's face.

Did you hear? Billy did a flying splooges in Vicky's face!

by Joker Patches April 29, 2008

spooze

to ejaculate or sperm/cum. also a universal werd for actions...one can be a "spoozer" as well

you spooze you lose, you got spooze all over this magazine, what are you doing? spoozin/chillin/nothin/rockin... i made this word in 1997 fact.

by Nathan Wi-kid March 30, 2008

Splooge-ology

The study of splooge (semen) and its many variations.
1. If its chunky and lumpy, it's cream corn.
2. If its watery and fizzy, it's cream soda.
3. If its going into something (such as an orphace), it's cream pie.
4. If its thick and really white, its cream cheese.
5. If its white and light, its whipped cream.

"I need to study my Splooge-ology".
"Oh god I'm going to CREAM CORN, good thing I know Splooge-ology".

by The Evil Squarehead June 21, 2011