smeaker

Is someone currently breaking away from the mainstream

Independent and resourceful individual will be regarded as a smeaker. Broken away from the mainstream and independent with resources

by smeaker November 4, 2013

Sneaker Freaker

Someone who buys the most ridiculous looking and overly expensive sneakers with every color imaginable on them, just to never wear them and on-sell them to the next schmuc..err...sneaker freaker

guy1: "check out this post:
Looking to sell: pair of (insert brand and name of designer here) 4000's in 'clown shoe' colorway from the 'oh fuck that's horrible' collection. Only worn once inside, for half an hour, too big. $350 or swap for small supreme white t-shirt."

guy2: "fuck that's some heinous sneaker freaker-only turd right there"

by the incredible Boomski April 12, 2014

sneaker whore

When someone spends a ridiculous amount of money on exclusive j's yet then proceeds to complain that they have no money for anything else.

Jon: Yo Nik wanna go get food?
Nik: I can't man you know i have no money.
Jon: But you just got the concord 11's last week. Your such a sneaker whore!

by hueuby January 30, 2017

speader

Someone, most frequently a "sussy baka", who is extremely fast at doing your mom.

"Yo I saw this Bread dude hanging around the block the other day, he a chill dude?"
"Nah, I hear he's a real speader 😖🖐"

by Snaledude January 31, 2022

sneakerfetish

When someone has a fetish for sneakers. This can be for clean sneakers or filthy sneakers that have mud or has just been used so much that they stink. Certain aspects of a sneaker can be the subject in why someone has a sneakerfetish such as the airbubbles on Nike Airmax's or the heavily worn insoles of a sneaker.

I just love sniffing your gym sneakers bro, they absoultly reak! I love seeing your footprint on the insoles, it turns me on so hard! I definately have a sneakerfetish

by sneakerlad November 21, 2022

social sneaker

a stylish sneaker worn for social purposes

Carla would never workout in her social sneakers, but they looked great at parties

by Whitword October 25, 2017

The Rocky Sneaker

Rocky's signature move. This is when a valet driver pulls someone's car up, farts in it on the way, and leaves the car owner with the aftermath. The car owner cannot sit in the car until after the tip is given, or it defeats the purpose.

I'll never go to Nick and Sam's ever again, The Rocky Sneaker burnt a hole in my driver's seat, what an asshole.

by crep gary November 23, 2010