Spartan Five

noun. a powerful and manly high five preceded by a run up and a lunge. Usually connects with a meaty 'clap'. Can be accompanied by a manly audio e.g. "HAROOOOOO!!!" or "This is SPARTAAAAA!!!"

Works especially well if accompanied by 'Just Like You Imagined' by Nine Inch Nails. Leather banana hammocks and toplessness are optional.

The term 'Spartan five' originates from the general manliness of the Zack Snyder film 300 (although the film was quite possibly the most homo-erotic film since Brokeback Mountain...)

A: "This... is... SPARTAAA!!!"
*both guys run at each other and lunge into powerful high five which connects with a meaty clap*
B: "Awesome Spartan five...
Umm... I should probably go get this checked out. I think I may have broken something... In a manly way... HAROOOOO!!!"

by Andy Hutchings November 29, 2007

Sparta

1. An ancient city. Spartans were well known for their brutal fighting. It was the dominant military power of Greece until 371 BC, after their defeat in the "Battle of Leuctra."

2. An internet meme originating from the movie "300." It is simply a scene where King Leonidas kicks a Persian messenger in the chest, falling down a giant hole.

1. I have to do a report on Sparta.

2. This! Is! SPARTA!

by brayofden February 5, 2010

Mrs. Smartybitch

What you call a dumb fucking bitch who thinks she's really fucking smart, but she's bitchy about it.

Petra: Hey, did you know if you eat carrots, they make you orange?
Chris: Uhhmm... are you fucking stupid, no they don't.
Petra: Yes they do! I asked my doctor when I was 4!
Chris: Holy Fuck! Your dumb...
Petra: It's true, I swear! Your the fucking dumb one...
Chris: ... mhrrmmm... whatever you say Mrs. Smartybitch...

by KU$H August 6, 2010

Sparta

Verb - To kick with great strength, power, or force, ending the kick with the leg straight and out ; To kick a person in the chest with great force, yelling "This is Sparta!"

"... someone must have Sparta-ed the door down."

by Ace of Trades February 20, 2008

spartan kick

A fuckin' badass kick that knocks an opponent away from you, hopefully into an endless pit of death. The kick itself is a one legged - straight on kick to the chest of an opponent, and it HAS to be done in slow motion. Definitely.

Alaric couldn't perform a Spartan Kick in slow motion on the Russian, so Aleyx did it for him.

by Daniel;;Patrick August 4, 2007

Spartacus

Someone who is strong, in will, body, and mind, honorable, noble, a champion, courageous, a man of ambition, revenge, and his word. This man is usually small, is anything but boastful, yet confident, and humbled by his own understanding that he is the best or soon will be. This person is usually anti-social in nature, and extremely quiet, but will have usually one extremely close friend. Someone to be admired.

Person 1: Wow, it's his first year and he is already going to nationals.
Person 2: He's a regular Spartacus.

by Ethyl Merts March 27, 2011

Spartacock

A rugged and incredibly handsome man having a penis with gladiator like traits. Superior strength, always hard and up for a tight challenge. Can be easily aroused. Spartacocks have the unique ability to shoot large amounts of cum at lengthy distances with such great force. This effect can cause leakage for days. Some men use their spartacocks like a sword or gag their victims. They can commonly be found on cocky mid-aged mongrel men who are referred to as sexy beasts.

Man, that David sure has a stunning spartacock!

I was leaking for days after he spartacocked me.

by S....G..... November 16, 2011