Spalding

The act of a man tea bagging a woman's face until she chokes to death.

When the coroner arrived, he determined the cause of death was spalding. The woman was suffocated by Mr. Cox's ridciulously huge ball sack which had already been filed on record as a deadly weapon.

by Dr. Kenneth Kaniff December 9, 2008

Spadling

Using a Squirrel on a Trampoline to mushroom slap an anus.

Squirrel on a Trampoline-spreading the srotum and flapping the flacid penis vigorously up and down

Past tense-spadled

Guy 1: What did you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I went to the pool surprise spadled my neighbor while she was tanning.
Guy 1: Nice! You can't go wrong with spadling.

by Mr spadles September 3, 2013

spalking

To talk with pride.

I was spalking about my accomplishments the other day.

by Fearunit December 4, 2017

Spelling douche

Morgan Krause. Un-wanted or un-needed correcting of text messages.

Stop correcting me you spelling douche, I hate texting. Call me!

by Hadidit May 4, 2018

Stalling Around

A person/thing of which is slow and lagging; wasting time, whilst located or situated on every side.

Acting childlike, being Immature and playful with a sprinkle of naivety.

( A punny play on words )

She's/He's always stalling around that one.

by Ashley-Daniel Mackle March 17, 2019

stallingborough

Not sure why it exists, could be a village, could be a town, could just be a forgotten civilisation somewhere in between immingham and grimsby.
Every man who lives there is either a farmer or a son of a rich man. similarly to Habrough single milfs rome free.
The children there have no access to electricity and instead play with sticks
Thats about it really

You can't got to Stallingborough! You'll most certainly be grazing on grass by next week!

by LincolnshireRater June 19, 2019

Stalling

Lying to your way out of situations or holding back the truth to get out of a situation

me: i cant come in to work today because i'm sick (in reality stalling n about to go party).

by Rxyaltie March 22, 2021