Sofia Vergara

A pretty talented Colombian-born actress with an amazing set of tits and really annoying voice.

I'd love to suck Sofia Vergara's tits, as long as she doesn't talk while I do it.

by JohnnyP11 September 8, 2012

Sofia

The capital of Bulgaria...

...there are living 1,2 million people

by MaMyTa April 24, 2005

eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed

well you are, just read it fast, you know?

Hey Adrian!...yeah you...read this "eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed!" No way, yeah, you really are!

by Rick May 18, 2004

sofia the first

When your friends name is Sofia (likes childish things) and you have no other GOOD nicknames to give to your friend.
Another definition: A cartoon character from Disney that is a princess named Sofia, and comes from the show Sofia the First.

Me: My friend needs a better nickname then just Sofia, any ideas?
Other friend: Oh how about Sofia the first. lol.
Me: omg that's great

by vlol10357 May 27, 2019

sofa cum bed

More commonly known as a pull out couch a sofa cum bed is a big pullout couch used for sex

“My girl and I had the best sex ever on our sofa cum bed, she squirted so hard”

by High heel Chris stomper November 27, 2021

Red Sofa Diplomacy

The act of giving your mother-in-law a red sofa as a gift only to take it back (or attempt to) many years later.

Neon Dale is a master of red sofa diplomacy because she vainly tried to take back a 7 year old red sofa that she gave to her widowed mother-in-law.

by Dread Raffles August 2, 2012

sofa kingdom

A word that most people write and tell other people to say,
>>So Fucking Dumb<<

You: Say "i" then read this word "Sofa Kingdom"
someone: I sofa kingdom

by yourassbeencraked June 15, 2009