Sober sniper 

Someone who enjoys preying on women while sober at a bar. Usually present mostly in college bars and other places with young dumb chicks.

Girl: You see that guy over there?
Dude: Yeah, I’d steer clear. Heard he’s a sober sniper.

Sober sniper by checkno mode May 26, 2022

Sober Anal 

A term used to describe a near impossible feat as we all know it is damn near impossible to get a girl to give up the ass while she is sober.

Q: What are my chances of fucking Megan Fox someday? A: Sober Anal at best.

Sober Anal by 8toes May 4, 2010

Sober-Bender 

Sober Bender.

Just like a bender, but the participant is sober. Usually sober benders are undertaken by regular drug users who have realized that they are showing signs of addiction. In such a situation, the individual may decided to spend a period of time going cold-turkey. In addition to going cold-turkey, sober benders involve the user also attending various club nights out, often more than they would have previously done while taking drugs.

Those who undertake sober benders often find they have an excess of money due to their zero consumption of alcohol or other substances. Hence they may go on more nights out, more expensive nights out, or spend shit-loads of money on vinyl.

Harry: Hey Carl last night I decided to give the mandy a knock on the head for a while.

Carl: What's wrong with you Harry, you love the white rocks?!

Harry: Not anymore Carl I'm on a sober bender.

Sam: I went sober-bender once. I quite enjoyed it. Then I did loads of coke and died.

Sober-Bender by Rehabilitated Bloke May 8, 2014

sober-faggot

One who refuses to partake in any activities involving mind-altering substances. A sober-faggot also considers him or herself to be paramount, or smarter, than those who do experiment with drugs or alcohol. Sober-faggots should never be invited to parties, because they will ruin all the fun for the rest of the people with their smart-ass remarks. Everyone should refer to a person like this as "sober-faggot #1, sober-faggot #2, etc." depending on how many sober-faggots you know.

Bro #1: dude, who is that sober kid sitting in the corner all by himself?
Bro #2: I don't know man, who cares, he's a total sober-faggot. Lets go kill another brew and make fun of him.
Bro #1: That sounds chill as hell, I'm down.

sober-faggot by Dudewholikestoparty69 May 28, 2009

Sober Search

The day after. In some way, shape, or form you were inebriated the night before and you left something out of place or what not in your room that could lead to you getting busted. A sober search in the frantic look around your room in the morning to make sure you didn't do something stupid, like leave a bong next to your bed.

Guy 1: Dude, this morning I realized I left my bong, grinder, and a bag of hash next to my bed when I passed out.
Guy 2: Lucky you did a sober search before you got caught.

Sober Search by The Confuser July 4, 2009

Sober Atonement 

The next day after a night of binging and after eventually regaining the agonising sensation of sobriety: the first coherent sentence from their mouths, "I'm never drinking again"
... never once has that vow held it's integrity, consequently forming a vicious cycle of binge drinking and denial for the rest of their hypocritical lives.

Bob: Alright Earl? How's the hangover?

Earl: Aw horrible -- I'm never drinking again.

Bob: ... so I'll see you at the pub tonight? Carl's giving us a lock-in.

Earl: YEAH!

Bob: You really need to stop with the Sober Atonement mate, makes you seem like a pathetic wanker... what would Jesus say?

Sober Atonement by ganeshaonyaba September 20, 2009

Sober Drunk Driver

A driver who is so bad and/or douche that every time he or she gets behind the wheel, they might as well have had 6 shots of jager.

"Ever had a friend who's such a shitty driver you wouldn't let them driving sober?"
"Yeah man sober drunk drivers are douchebags, and a menace to society!"

Sober Drunk Driver by CBWilson November 6, 2014