sNoRtS

This word has multiple meanings. It can either be a verb, used to describe the act of blowing your nose, or making weird noises in your sleep. It can however also be used to describe something, that is either good or bad. You can also use this word, to describe other people with.

"Oh, he was such a sNoRt!"
"Aww, sNoRtS!" (something bad)
"Yay, sNoRtS!" (something exciting)
"Please let me sNoRt in peace, thank you"
"He sNoRtEd all night long"

by sNoRtY sNoRt November 14, 2018

Snort

When you have to laugh but you're too dignified to be loud

I was watching something funny on TV and snorted after seeing something funny

by ScreenNameDater February 13, 2022

midnight snort

getting out of bed and snorting a certain substance as the clock hits midnight.

“hold on guys i gotta go get my midnight snort”

by jerge floiyd November 19, 2020

Snorting the Clam

When you are going down on a girl and accidently breathe her vaginal moist up your nose.

"Man , last night I was going down on this chick, but she was holding me down so tight I couldn't come up for air. I ended up snorting the clam."

by Splatterpunks September 25, 2017

We bought it to snort it

If you buy a bag, you should finish it. Drugs are made to be had, not saved.

Are you going to finish that coke?
Yeah, we bought it to snort it.

by SpaceTime69_ April 22, 2022

snort or sneeze

The act in which a man ejaculates into his/her nose and he/she has a choice as to whether they will "snort or sneeze."

Bella-"he came in my nose but i didn't know whether to snort or sneeze"

Aleks- "I WOULD HAVE SNORTED!!"

by Dingleberry12345 December 23, 2008

Court Snort

When Amber Heard uses a tissue for far too long and snorts cocaine

Person 1: Hey did you see Amber Heard do the Court Snort?
Person 2: Yeah! Wonder how she didn't get fucked up though.

by Charon9977 May 14, 2022