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cack snaffler

the act of getting your vitamin e from your partners feaces.
" hello darling have you eaten today? "no?" would you like to try the cack snaffler?
by bagger92 March 23, 2010
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Snuffleupagus Trunking

When two homosexual men wrap/rub their hairy balls together.
Yall are so gay, I bet when you go elephant trunking you do Snuffleupagus Trunking at the same time.
by ATXPLX August 22, 2008
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Dick sniffles

This occurs when the amount of sperm flowing into her mouth overwhelms her swallowing ability and the jizz begins to overflow through her nose causing a reflexive sniffing of the goo, in a attempt to not waste any of the special sauce .
Mike asks ,"Busy night at the truckstop? She replies " Why yes babe, I made 25 dollars, but I got a bad case of the dick sniffles! Fifty cents a head is all they would pay, I sure wish they would pay by the pound instead, we'd be rich!"
by BKD1099 October 27, 2016
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snufflefuck

I went on safari the other day. I saw these beautiful elephants and then I walked up to the elephants. So, I got this one's number, I took her out to this nice restaurant I know, and then one thing lead to another and then we were back at my place. I don't know how to put it politely but, well, she snufflefucked me. And it was hot.
by scrotie November 22, 2009
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Brownsville Sniffles

The act of throwing pepper at a girl's face and sitting on said face, so that upon sneezing the snot will launch directly into your colon.
Thank you Henderson, your interview went well and I think you'll have the VP job soon. Would you like to toast our new business venture with the Brownsville Sniffles?

Always sir, I brought my pepper grinder and some oxy clean for your desk
by kittensruleYo August 20, 2010
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Snarfle

The sound made when attempting to not laugh but some sound escapes anyway. Usually used when attempting to be polite.
After seeing that old lady fall I tried not to laugh but I did snarfle a little
by Rengully December 8, 2012
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Snaffler

Someone who will screwover/steal from friends to enjoy his own person consumption of marijunana
"I bought a 50 bag off paddy the other day, but I only got 40 worth", "that Snaffler must have been scrouging on the bud"
by Snafflerino June 3, 2009
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