Stoping short

slaming the brakes of your car so that u can grab the breast of the women next to u by pretending to stop her from flying forward

I heard Jenny's date was stoping short on her at every stop sign

by supergoose94 March 30, 2009

smoking ass

The act of aggressively beating your friends in monopoly. To have such a commanding lead, the other players are willing to get down on their knees, spread open your anus, and have a feeding frenzy on. your brown eye, for some property

Hey honey, I'm really smoking ass in monopoly over here!

Last night i smoked so much ass!

by Chuck Javers November 30, 2016

smoking roaches

A phrase made up by Vetti to be used in two ways:

A) To describe the action of smoking the roach (last bit of) of a joint from a pipe or other smoking device.

B) Used as a replacement for "I'm low on weed!"

A) Man, I decided to start smoking roaches last night to save my stash for the weekend.

B) I don't care how good it is, man, I'm so desperate for weed, I'm smoking roaches!

by The Vetti July 29, 2008

Smoking

The act of sucking on something long and slender until it fills your lungs up with sticky crap causing you to eventually gag.

I was smoking with this guy the other day, and I just couldn't stop gagging.

by TASC September 13, 2011

Smoking Clam Syndrome

A common disturb that still affects too large of a part of the male humans.
The male individual with SCS starts showing symptoms of it when, dating some particularly hot broad, he starts losing touch with his own reality and himself as he used to be, and as he used to be known by his friends (yielding to any stupid tantrums she may come up with, skipping ballgames with buddies, paying attention to silly frivolous shit to please her...).

The condition, in its worst, degenerating forms, could bring to extremes such as jealousy driven paranoia, lost of any interest but trying (in vain) to satisfy any other of her requests, or even leaving a family with kids to pursue an hot babe that will certainly leave you broke or broken.

Mark: "hey man, Joe's completely out of control. Since he got with that chick, Shenonda, all he does is checking his phone, trying to reach her, taking notes of her gf's birthdays to appear nice and establish himself in her circle...".

David: "I know...he got the smoking clam syndrome just like a couple of years ago with that stripper from Diego".

by Parcerito January 31, 2010

smoking a turd in purgatory

An admonition given to an individual who engages in socially unacceptable behavior, especially at the expense of another.

"I told Jimmy that if he didn't apologize to that nun for asking if it was her breath or her pussy that smelled terrible, he would be smoking a turd in purgatory."

by Politically Incorrect Schmuck June 14, 2006

Smoking Craters

Slang term for smoking weed. Reference to an old muppets skit on Saturday Night Live, The Land of Gorch. In this skit, one of the characters is found to be "Smoking Craters", inhaling the smoke from the craters on the planet, presumably for narcotic purposes.

Do you know what your son is doing?
What, has he locked himself in the bathroom with a magazine again?
No! Your son is smoking craters!

by wisss March 29, 2008