One part sperm, one part pussy blood,
and another part sperm.
Mix on high for 2 minutes. Serve chilled.
and another part sperm.
Mix on high for 2 minutes. Serve chilled.
by idontcarewhatthissays December 1, 2009
Get the Tomato Smoothiemug. Born of natural ingredients, this refreshing light beer is Busch Light. Often used in very rural hickish areas of the world.
by FrankNStein October 22, 2007
Get the blue smoothiemug. The act of mixing different strains of weed, usually by breaking up or grinding the buds in one container and shaking it around, resulting in an homogenous mixture of the weed and smoking it will give you a collaboration of different highs that each strain gives you.
james, mike, joe, dave, and matt each put a nug from their own stash in a grinder and made a weed smoothie. When they smoked it they had both an intense body and head high
by Joe Sano August 27, 2012
Get the Weed Smoothiemug. A girl is sucking your cock in the kitchen, when all of a sudden, to the surprise of you both, you hear the garage door opening. her father has returned from a business trip early! Oh no! Quickly, looking for something to bust into you grab a glass and explode into it. As father walks down the hallway into the kitchen you quickly place the glass in the fridge hiding the evidence. After a long way home from his business trip, the father reaches into the fridge searching for a refreshing beverage.
Dad: "What is this frothy glass of white substance?"
Girl: "It is a Uruguayan smoothie father"
Girl's boyfriend: "I'm Canadian"
Girl: "It is a Uruguayan smoothie father"
Girl's boyfriend: "I'm Canadian"
by sickguy March 9, 2009
Get the Uruguayan smoothiemug. Michael and Christopher met at the salon. "What are you two boys in for today?" "Mmmm...he's having a Banana Smoothie...I just need a little manscaping."
by AngelaSingerChick May 20, 2010
Get the Banana Smoothiemug. by Travis Johnson June 5, 2005
Get the poop smoothiemug. by that dude09lol May 25, 2019
Get the Lithuanian Smoothiemug.