scotch plains 

beast. a town located in union county, new jersey. pretty bad ass. awesome pizza, awesome kids, awesome sports, like the soccer team and the basketball team. has nice schools, such as scotch plains fanwood high school (ftw), where kids get good grades, but has some pretty good parties. pretty diverse, italians mostly, blacks, whites, etc. a little bit of everything. lots of shit to do. a hell of a lot better than westfield.

guy 1: where you from?
guy 2: westfield, i love westfield it is the best.
guy 1: shut up. scotch plains goes hard.

scotch plains by jas-the baddest April 15, 2010

sloth

1. Extreme laziness. Aversion to work or movement. One of the seven deadly sins.

2. A tree-dwelling animal named for his extremly slow movements.

3. A slow moving person.

1. It was sloth that kept me from getting to work today.

2. It was a sloth that kept me from getting to work today.

3. It was a sloth who kept me from getting to work today.

sloth by radiofox April 24, 2005

Born To Scotch 

A version of Bruce Springsteen's song "Born to Run" sung by Pork Scotch, the world's ugliest dickhead. First sung as a drunken karaoke performance and later recorded at Goofy Granny's expense. The record sold precisely 2 copies.

I've made a record therefore I'm young and cool.

But what the hell does the song mean?

It means I was born to Scotch. Scotch means to be cool. I was born to be cool.

OK Dickwad, you need to look up "Scotching" on Urban Dictionary.

Born To Scotch by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 20, 2009

Pork Scotch Tea Towel 

A filthy article that has never been washed but which Pork Scotch uses to dry dishes. Normal people don't go near it apart from when they use it to kill spiders or to wipe up gunk from the kitchen floor.

Flondibulus: Bog roll's finished, is there any more?

Mickus: No, use a Pork Scotch tea towel. It couldn't get any filthier so the fat twat will never know.

Pork Scotch Tea Towel by Benny Twadge May 19, 2009

sloth moccasin

A vagina engulfed in ungroomed pubic hair.

I was going to go down on this girl, but she had a massive sloth moccasin.

Her sloth moccasin looked like Charlie Daniels screaming.

sloth moccasin by Dr. Slippy &The Trouser Snakes January 24, 2010

sloth rape 

Unwanted penetration from a sloth.

I'm dashing through the grass, I'm coming to rape your ass (Sloth, about to commit Sloth Rape)

sloth rape by Kitty Licker 666 January 20, 2014

Sid the Sloth 

someone that looks like Sid from Ice Age

"That looks like Sid the Sloth""Is it Max Benjamin?""yeah""totally"

Sid the Sloth by Chuballuu May 16, 2010