Sewer Poops

The process in which feces exits the body in liquid form and/or small poop pellets. Occurring usually 1 - 3 hours after consuming large amounts of Orange; whether in liquid form or solid.

I drank a gallon of Orange Juice this morning and now I have the sewer poops, its just falling out now.

by hair weave killer December 1, 2014

Skewered

When you fuck up someones shit

"Puts down mail flag on enemy's house"
You say "HA SKEWERED"

by Fagnig March 2, 2017

Information Sewer

The "back side of the Internet", the opposite of Al Gore's Information Superhighway. The meeting place for all the defecations of information that are the byproduct of giving billions of people unfettered access to the World Wide Web. Tends to overflow when certain events occur such as the capture of a terrorist or celebrity motorcycle accidents. Flows downhill to nowhere in particular.

The news of Dan's promotion went trickling down the Information Sewer.

by Dim Jim June 15, 2006

Syncing slower than the titanic

Technology/computing-based pun: it took nearly 3 hours for the Titanic to sink on April 14th 1912 so the pun can be used when files take longer than expected to sync.

Sync is the homophone of sink.

Sync being the abbreviation for synchronization or the process of keeping dataset copies consistant between one another in a computer system/network.

Sink meaning for something to go below the surface of water.

Jacob: Wow it's taking 3 hours for my files to sync with the network when it should have only taken 1 hour!
Jillian: Well you can say it's syncing slower than the titanic.
Jacob: Ah nice computer geek pun there!

by awesomagic November 14, 2011

Pretty Sewer Clown

A most foul creature who likes to refer to himself as a "pretty pretty sewer clown". In fact, he is a ugly mother fucker. Assumes and believes that everyone is indeed crowning and/or having abortions. Loves harassing teenagers in the middle of productive conversation. Enjoys shoving dangerous items such as (a cactus, sunflowers, cats, your mom, chainsaws, chainsaw dildo's, paprika, ect...) into his or yours rectum/anus/vagina/penis hole/dilating nipple/mouth. Does not go away even when pressed with criminal charges against minors for sexual harassment. Think's everything you say, is a sexual "come on". For example: "Clown go away, we hate you more then anything in the world" "Oh yyeaaaa". If told to leave. He uses such phrases such as "Fuck you, your crowning" "Fuck you" "Fuck you, your having an abortion" Fuck you, your pre-cumming" "I'm back bitches!", "Shut up fuckers!", "Fuck your ass" "Fuck you, fatty." "I am clown" "I am pretty pretty clown" "You are ruining MY conversation." "Motherfucker" "I'm gonna fuck, -insert name here- " "'GUESS WHAT!?!?' 'what?' 'YOUR CROWNING'" Sounds of an old pedophile man who smokes too much for his own good. All in all, is a piece of shit that should just die and not live anymore. Beware : of the clown. and "FUCK YOU!" This is a very offensive term. Calling someone a clown or a crowning clown and or Sewer Clown, is VERY offensive. User Desecration is Advised.

Pretty Sewer Clown, crowns.

by InnocentCaller August 6, 2011

Cornback Sewer Trout

A firm stool embedded with corn.

The pond is freshly stocked with cornback sewer trout due to our massive consumption of corn last night.

by Clessard April 30, 2008

Busted Sewer Line

The act of a man pulling his penis out of another man or woman's butthole while that person simultaneously begins the defacation process.

I was doin' this chick in the butt, I pulled out and it was a total busted sewer line.

by dingleberry99 January 16, 2009