Alabama Sledgehammer

A sexual escapade involving three men: a man lying face down on the bed who can be dead or alive, a black man wearing a Batman suit, and a man who sodomises the lying man. The man in the Batman suit defecates on the sodomiser's erect genetalia and stands in a superhero pose while the sodomiser sodomises the man lying down. The difference between the necrophiles and the coprophiles is mainly the absence of the corpse.

"Dood, theres a black man in a batman suit at the door, did somebody order an alabama sledgehammer?"

"The best thing since cake and sodomy, the alabama sledgehammer"

"You best stop jammerin' before Mister T starts alabama sledgehammerin'!"

by Captain Planet Ozone Edition May 18, 2006

Slender Penis

When you're really scared of the slender man and you try and sooth your fear, you use this word, and you will feel more sane.

guy 1: "dude! It's the slender man!"
guy 2:" Holy shit! It's the slender penis!"

by jason mcmormick September 4, 2010

smoke and sled

What you do on a snow day; you smoke up and go sledding. Make sure that you do not snowboard while you are too high, because it will only lead to bad things.

JOHN: Do you want to go sledding?
ME: Sledding sucks unless you smoke weed before it.
JOHN: Yea, let's smoke and sled.

by Alfonso Enrique December 27, 2005

Sleddogging

A means of attending a party with the intent of hooking up. You begin by hitting on the highest caliber of the opposite sex. If that fails you have a drink and set your sights lower. Repeat until successful.

I was sleddogging last night and hooked up with something nasty.

by Eric BBeck August 4, 2007

Slendered

When you pop up from anywhere, any time and scare the hell out of people until their brain goes fuzzy. :P

Dude, I Slendered this guy so bad yesterday!

by ...-_- November 17, 2012

Sled gang

A proud clan of Russian Crusaders who devote their lives to edgy memes. Founded by Dan the Meme Man, they believe in the worship of PewDiePie, Harambe Ben Shapiro and sans .The Sled Gang’s warcry is :
Eat ass
Smoke grass
Sled fast!

The members of the sled gang snorted popping candy and smoked teabags in their spare time

by Brøther Naartjie January 4, 2019

slender daddy

when you have the hots for slenderman

come here slender daddy

I want slenderman to fill me up

by nigerianprince August 4, 2019