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Vitruvian Sleeper

One of several sleeping postures best described by its namesake "Le proporzioni del corpo umano secondo Vitruvio" drawn by Leonardi da Vinci circa 1490. This resting position is the opposite of the fetal position which was popularized in French culture between the years 1859 and the present day. Most likely developed in Ireland, this "posturi vitruvio" came to an abrupt halt when eagles began tearing the nuts off of all Irishmen. Word soon reached the new colonies, and it was nearly unanimously decided that the eagle was the the most terrifying creature, subsequently adopted as our national sigil. Vitruvian sleepers will bloom best in comfortable conditions, with a solid roof to prevent talons through testicles.
Mary soon discovered that after waking up several times with a faceful of Brad's armpit hair, she was beginning to enjoy the outdoorsy taste of Gillette sport. Mary then accepted that she would live with this vitruvian sleeper for all time, and suckle the sweet residues of man dew every morning until the end of her life.
by Mieshter April 24, 2014
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Dead Sleeper

Far worse than a heavy sleeper. You could slap them and they would never wake up.
You would have to be a dead sleeper to not wake up from that...
by Bmmolefe January 24, 2017
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side sleeper

A guy that is only used for cuddling during sleep
I really wish my side sleeper will come over tonight
by etrade19 February 14, 2018
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Puddle sleeper

Noun - Someone who sweats enough to make a puddle when they sleep
The fat kid was bullied cause his mom thought he peed the bed but in reality he was a puddle sleeper
by Puddlemaster3.14 December 30, 2018
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stinky sleeper

Damn, Ben is a really stinky sleeper!
by PartySnacks April 22, 2020
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bill cosby sleeper

A sexual act that is done to someone while they are asleep, passed out from being drunk, or drugged up by giving them a roofie in their drink.
Bill saw Sharron passed out for being too drunk so he gave her the Bill Cosby Sleeper
by dustylicious December 28, 2015
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San Francisco Sleeper Hold

Shoving your own head up your ass and clenching
Listening to Cardi B made me want to put myself in a San Francisco Sleeper Hold
by Kevin Jevin February 13, 2023
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