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Essex slag

A Essex slag is usually a girl from Essex ( ovibously ) who gets dicked down five times a week and most likely lost their virginity in a unit7 bathroom. These dickheads usually over draw their eyebrows and can’t match their foundation to their actual skin tone. They have a new boyfriend each week but he’s very rarely NOT a roadman. A roadman is basically a updated chav. Essex slags usually post Instagram pictures in short shorts so they can show off their ass but not get in trouble by their parents because they are technically fully clothed.
by Jodixoo July 14, 2018
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Slaughter Melon

A watermelon that comes to your house and fucking murders you
Guy: Oh Shit! That's fucking Slaughter Melon!

Slaughter Melon: Die Bitch!
by Fatty Acids July 20, 2011
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Saugatuck Tickler

When a drunken man approaches a female as she is trying to exit a bar and proceeds to chase after her while moving his fingers gently in a tickling motion.

Originally thought of as an urban legend, the Saugatuck Tickler was last spotted during a bachelor party on July 26th 2013 in Saugatuck Michigan
"Dont be doing that, your married" said the bachelor as his buddy gave that girl the old Saugatuck Tickler when she was leaving the bar.
by Big Ross Daddy September 1, 2013
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slag

what larissa's mum is
your mother queefed and now she's a slag
by jeffsmumqueefed March 20, 2022
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slag

slang

1. NOUN (British and Aussie) A promiscuous woman
2. NOUN & VERB(Aussie) spit
3. VERB (British and Aussie) to put down, mainly used as the phrasal verb to "slag off" something
4. NOUN When manufacturing iron ore, the scum on the surface
1. Townsville girls are all slags!
2. That filthy wog was slagging all over the footpath! The footpath was covered in slag!
3. New South Welshmen like to slag off Victorians
4. Hot slag!
by Daniel August 4, 2005
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Saug

Abbreviated slang/short form for the city of Mississauga, a city that borders Toronto to the East, Oakville to the West and Lake Ontario to the South.

This is an even shorter form of Sauga.
by Enter the Saug November 27, 2007
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Shaughnessy

1) Shaughnessy is a family surname of Irish origin that is sometimes used uniquely as a first name.

2)The wealthiest neighborhood in Vancouver, British Columbia. The average annual household income is $153,895.
1) Me - Dude, I love Shaughnessy.
Friend - Me too. Who doesn't?

Me - Stupid fuckers that's who. She's God's gift to the world.

2) I don't know what to do with all this money. Maybe I'll buy a second vacation home in Shaughnessy.
by ohdaaamn December 31, 2011
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