slapping the bag

A guy masturbating and jacking off.

Noah is slapping the bag.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018

cockie slappie

A term with a dual meaning, an alternative term do describe the cider based 'snakebite' drink. Also a rare term to describe the act of using ones penis as an adapted weapon, usually aimed at the face.

"Are you out tonight for a cocki slappie?" or "I need a policeman, I've just been cockie slappied by those happy-slappers"

by Alan D B May 1, 2007

slappin skin

When partaking in sexual intercourse and the mans testicles slap against thee parters genitalia primarily slapping the clitoris or groin.

Last night we were slappin skin so hard i couldn't walk this morning.

by lomik November 25, 2007

slapping strawberries

While in the act of double penetration, the two males have their nut sacks slapping against each other.

Man, while doubling this chick, James and I were slapping strawberries

by Sepp Dogg January 3, 2008

Slapping patties

otherwise known as bumpin uglies, or taking the one-eyed yogurt slinger into the depths.

Those old farts are slapping patties.

by Jake the Snake from Penn. January 28, 2011

slapping the steak on the grill

When a male slaps his penis on a female's vagina

I was slapping the steak on the grill so good that even chef Ramsey was impressed

by Jamakingwords January 22, 2014

SlappinSoftees

When two dudes slap their flacid penises against each other, until the visually excited one loses.

The two sales guys are in the back slappinsoftees again.

by handfullofass December 15, 2014