Shlorking

A word used by men to tell a woman if they're about to ejaculate a bucket of sperm

"I'm about to shlork, get ready!"
"I'm shlorking!"

by Mootegotboot July 21, 2023

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Schlomping the whitebait

( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.

To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.

by Thumper of Flower November 3, 2024

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Schlomping the whitebait

( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.

To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.

by Thumper of Flower November 3, 2024

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Schlomping the whitebait

( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.

To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.

by Thumper of Flower November 23, 2024

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shlopin’ a dook

When you want to say that you’re using the restroom but your vocabulary is limited to Anime American-English

Hi baka, i’m just shlopin’ a dook right now!!!

by icybus February 29, 2024

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shaloozing

A colloquial/slang term originating in Northern Israel, meaning to unwind or relax.

Derived from the Hebrew word "Shalev," signifying a state of ease or tranquility.

Our family plans to go shaloozing at the lake this weekend.

by Abu Menashe March 18, 2024

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