Shell Shocked: When a woman parties so hard the night before and ends up in the emergency room the next day with terrible genital pains only to find a dead turtle in her vagina.
by ICE BEARD THE PIRATE October 2, 2018
Get the Shell Shockedmug. A condition that occurs only in high school guidance counselors. Those affected will spend hours at grocery stores running tests on eggs looking for the perfect carton. They usually become angry when people suggest they mix and match the eggs.
Dante was about to call the cops on a Shell Shocked counselor in the Quick Stop, but a woman told him not to worry about it, because they always pay for what they break and clean up after themselves
by KossB May 11, 2006
Get the Shell Shockmug. by chillibabe February 7, 2009
Get the grockle shellmug. the muscles on a toned or muscular persons body where their abnominals meet the top of their thighs, creating the look of a turtle shell
by ashleyshubes May 2, 2009
Get the turtle shellmug. cute & loving chimpmunk who loves to eat nuts! She likes football players! she loves to joke around and have fun!!!
by M_lil_spickner November 16, 2006
Get the nut-shellmug. The couple was going at it when Ben asked if he could sea shell Kelly. When she agreed she had no idea what was coming. She died of an ear infection a week later.
by Andrew Meyers August 14, 2007
Get the sea shellmug. A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.
Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"
Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”
Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”
by Fearfulcat November 22, 2015
Get the Clam Shellingmug.