slapper

an english term for a real slut

wow, that girls a proper slapper

by beat beat your meat August 3, 2003

knee slapper

Sarcastically used to point out an unfunny joke. It originates from the act of slapping one's knee during vigorous laughter. Later took on a sarcastic meaning.

Comedian: I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms tired!

Audience member in sarcastic tone: wow that's a real knee-slapper

by Joe February 11, 2003

Pro Shipper

A pro shipper is a top-notch delivery person who has earned the respect of people in their workplace. They often receive higher pay than ordinary delivery people.

Person 1: "This golden egg looks really special. I'll take Person 2 off the job, because it should be handled by our pro shipper: Person 3!"

by orararararararars November 29, 2021

bitch-slappery

1. The art of the bitch-slap.

2. The act of practicing the art of the bitch-slap.

"If you post some stuff like this again I'm going to introduce your ass to some serious bitch-slappery!"

by El-Keter July 24, 2002

ball slapper

When you're having sex doggy style with a girl and your balls slap up against her lower belly.

"It was a ball slapper of a good time!"

by luckylewk July 30, 2004

slapper stand

A semi-affectionate term for night club podiums which the drunkest/most extrovert members of your party will want to dance on.

"Give us a leg up onto the slapper stand, they're playing 'Club Tropicana'!"

by rmg September 29, 2003

Dapper slapper

A lady who has the appearance of being prim and proper. Well dressed, polite and seemingly perfect but deep down she's a slapper.

Nigella Lawson is a right dapper slapper!

by Lily & Becky November 5, 2010