Seth

A person who's Gastric- Bypass has failed so he rages on the regular while sitting in his girlfriend's ex-husband's recliner watching Netflix using said ex-husbands password. This particular Seth also preys on woman with such low self esteem that he can cheat and be poor as fuck and still he considered "The love of her life"

Hide yo kids, hide you wife, hide yo snacks....Seth is coming.

by Twoshitbandit February 2, 2019

Seth

A Seth is an annoying person who will get under your skin by telling annoying jokes and cussing when you tell him to stop talking.

Boy1: Have you met Seth?
Boy 2: Yes he is so annoying.

by satin_123 May 10, 2018

Seth

The nicest guy you will ever meet. He is funny and will make you smile by just looking at you. Being around a Seth just makes your day better. He doesn’t judge you and is not a jerk. He is great at a lot of things and isn’t that modest.

Hey that guy over there is awesome. Who use he?
Oh that’s seth, is t it obvious

by NoelleSonnenfield May 28, 2019

Seth

The kind of dude you’ll find behind a 7-11. Cool guy but his feet smell like garlic so there’s one downside. Has a tendency to try and take bike rides across the country but never makes it past the street. Usually found scrounging school dumpsters for cafeteria food that’s been left over. Can’t be trusted with spoons or dictionaries.

That’s Seth.

I wouldn’t trust him, he looks like Seth.

by Therealjazzhandsoldscratchjohn May 21, 2019

Seth

Best person ever awesome at fort nite and gets all the ladies.

Hey Seth is awsome

by Motenathan05 May 29, 2018

Seth

A selfish, self centered, mean spirited Prick. An utter meatus . One who only focuses on what they like, and will disregard anything not in their interests. Will go on at length about what they like, no matter how many times you tell them you don't care. And if you try to change the subject, will forcibly change the subject back to what they like. Will also make a joke at someone else's expense, especially if they think they are some how better, or more blessed in some way than that person.

Guy 1: "You meet Maria's boyfriend?"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, that guy's a total Seth. I hope he gets kicked in the dick by a horse"

by Love_them_groceries April 20, 2018

Seth

No words can explain how stupid and immature he is and always cares about himself he is a goodie to shoes he will never take a chance he is so stuck up he has his head up his ass and doesn’t even bother to get it out and his ego is complete and utter shit he needs help

Seth is equivalent to an alcoholic attention whore

by DickSucker4404 May 30, 2018