scared turtle

When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.

I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.

by wipe my butt March 18, 2005

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scared shity

When a person is scared so bad that they shit themself .

jim-Hey lol did you see steve last night?

tom-Yeah at the pary.

jim-We had this big dude tell him he was going to whoop his ass and he was scared shity!

tom-Oh well thats why he was running out of the house lol

by troubledemon November 24, 2009

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scraped

Chicago slang which means to lose embarrassingly in a physical fight or beat someone down badly.

Yo, that lil nigga got scraped.

by tangawanga November 26, 2007

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scared of you

A semi-sarcastic phrase used when you’re shocked and/or offended by soemthing someone has done or said.

If you’re talking about multiple people, replacing “you” with “y’all” makes sense.

Lauren: Yeahhhh it’s nothing but Patrenn’usse all weekend fs.
Kennedy: Patrenn’usse????? I’m scared of you.

by itsjaaassss March 19, 2019

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i'm scared

This phrase is mostly used when someone sees an image, text, or social media post and they begin to have a series of veitnam flashbacks so instead of saying: "*Vietnam flashbacks intensify*" they instead say "i'm scared" in reference to the way something made them feel.

In this scenario two people are texting:
Person A: I found something in my mom's sock drawer
Person B: i'm scared
Person B: what did you find
Person A: a dildo
Person B: FUCK I HAD EVERY RIGHT TO BE SCARED

by _depressedcasualdemonshit_ December 1, 2019

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