Scangled

A combination of the words "Scattered" and "Mangled". Generally something felt after day 3 - 4 of a bender. It can be described as feeling like the last few of your brain cells are scattered across the multiverse. Whilst your body is so mangled that manual breathing becomes a necessity.

Mate 1: How are you feeling my guy?
Mate 2: Scangled.

by Rum & Raisin July 20, 2022

Scrange

To knowingly and impermissibly take from, steal from, or rifle through another's personal property, while strung out on Meth or other benders (spiced out).

Def. From Augusta Maine.

1. The other day I scranged Ed's cigarettes and coffee.

2. If you see my car in free parking, don't fucking scrange it bro. Leave my shit alone.
3. Will's earbuds were scranged at the ARRC. He now needs new earbuds.

by Steal from or deny one of prop December 5, 2022

Strangle-Ass

The physical effects you feel when you consume too much cheese.

I shouldn’t have gotten extra cheese on that pizza for christ sakes, it always gives me strangle-ass.

by Phil Smith Caswell March 17, 2023

plum stranglers

Tight fitting pants that leave little of the male genitals to the imagination.

Dude, that guy has to stop wearing plum stranglers. Everyone can see his gear...

by CounterfeitGod September 3, 2005

uncle scraggles

an old crackhead, usually someone over 40 with long gray hair and looks like they cracked it up one to many times. Also has a custy voice and wishes to bum cigarettes off you

p1. "here comes uncle scraggles look the other way"
p2. "damn he saw me look at him".
uncle scraggles. "hey man can I have a cigarette"...
p1. "here uncle scraggles now beat it".

by ddaman February 5, 2013

Homer strangle

To choke an animal or a human being like Homer Simpson does to Bart. It usually starts with saying, "Why you little,!" and lasts for a bout 3 seconds or more

That kid just gave me a Homer strangle while rough housing

by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013

angle strangle

When your scarf is too tight

"Wow, that kid over there's having a real angle strangle.

by Rorynator May 21, 2017