schmoov

Schmoov is a combination af smooth,hard and slick!
Some people say that the Brookstar is schmoov!!

Coop: *looks towards Brookstar* Oh, i wish i was schmoov and hard like the Brookstar.
Brookstar: Oi, Coop you wanker stop lookin at me!!!
Coop: Oh shit,*shits pants for the third time, then runs of crying*
Coop: Why dose this always happen to me!!!!!

by aidan brooker December 11, 2004

Schmooked

To Be Beaten Shamefully

Hallah: Omg Dude Wtf I Got Fkn Schmooked

Cabal: Chilax Have A Kebab

Hallah: Fully Sick Man

Cabal: Fully

by Lachlan Hallal August 18, 2006

Schmoogie

An ignorant person of ethnic background who thinks they are of a better class than their peers.

Damn, that schmoogie thinks he's some kind of special...standing there in line with his fake bling expecting handouts for "flood damage"...you know that fool only got a few drops of water in his basement after a foot of rain...

by one crazy white girl November 1, 2008

schmoo

a party pooper. someone who sucks all the fun out of a situation for no reason. thinks they are very cool and smart, but they just sound bossy and boring. often a simp.

Dude, we've been planning this for months and now you aren't gonna do it because you think we'll be out too late? You're such a schmoo.

by notschmoo July 29, 2020

schmoops

an individual or a group of individuals that has been inducted into the likeness of a schmoopie. it is considered an honor in many cultures. schmoops must be invited into the schmoop class by the 4 schmoopiest ladies. it is possible to be part of the schmoops for an hour (honorary schmoops of the hour), a day (honorary schmoops), or a lifetime ( your name + schmoops).
schmoops is always used with your name in front of it. nicknames + schmoops are also possible. (ex. baby schmoops, meat schmoops, tour manager schmoops, papaw schmoops, wild schmoops, attention schmoops)

emmy schmoops, katie schmoops, bethie schmoops, and sara schmoops are getting together tonight to schmoop it up.

by shmoopie schmoops August 1, 2006

schmoo

A sessile larval form of a sea urchin.

Stuck to a rock, the schmoo develops into an adult sea urchin.

by malurus April 13, 2005

schmoo

a person who is being annoying at the time.

Brittany Frye is a schmoo

by Lullabelle May 27, 2003